Humorous Sci Fi Quotes

“We’ll have to devise another means of income.”
“How?”
“At this point, our swiftest and more reliable means of making money is prostitution.”
“You–you didn’t just say– you think I should become a prostitute?”
“Of course not. You’re my commander. I serve you. Therefore, I would be the more logical choice to take on sex work.”
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“Abel, I can’t let you.. sell your body.”
“The transaction is closer to a rental.”
― Claudia Gray, Defy the Stars