Humor Inspirational Life Quotes

“Never judge a person until you've walked a mile in their yoga pants.”
― KariAnne Wood, So Close to Amazing: Stories of a DIY Life Gone Wrong . . . and Learning to Find the Beauty in Every Imperfection

“Our legacy is really the lives we touch,the inspiration we give, altering someone's plan--if even for a moment--and getting them to think, rage, cry, laugh, argue...walk around the block, dazed...More than anything, we are remembered for our smiles; the ones we share with our closest and dearest, and the ones we bestow on a total stranger, who needed it RIGHT THEN, and God put you here to deliver.”
― Carrie Louise Hamilton

“Life would be awfully grim and glum if I couldn't laugh at myself.”
― Liesl Shurtliff, Rump: The True Story of Rumpelstiltskin

“The taxi driver felt that it was a good observation, and said he was planning to build for the future, too: he had some money on the horses, and if he won, he would buy his own taxicab, and really do well.

I felt very sorry. I told him that betting on the horses was a bad idea, but he insisted it was the only way he could do it. He had such good intentions, but his method was going to be luck.

I wasn't going to go on philosophizing, so he took me to a place where there was a steel band playing some great calypso music, and I had an enjoyable afternoon.”
― Richard Feynman

“When the lake freezes, everything seems lifeless.”
― teana74

“things you bone, end up boning you”
― Josh Stern

“There are times when looking on the bright side takes a lot ot work. I'm taking a break from it tonight. I'll be back at it tomorrow.”
― C.C. Alma

“Winning's too easy. That's why I don't.”
― Thomas Stallard