Hummor Quotes

“Wasn't that awesome?" Seth asked.

Warren cocked his head, his expression mildly embarrassed. "I'm sorry, Kendra--it was pretty cool."

"All boys belong in insane asylums," Kendra said.”
― Brandon Mull, Grip of the Shadow Plague

“...'I thought the rule was that all monks were shaved.'

'Oh, Soto says he is bald under the hair,'said Lu Tze. 'He says the hair is a separate creature that just happens to live on him.”
― Terry Pratchett, Thief of Time

“Seth put his ear against the door. "I can't hear anything."

"There are probably ten of them patiently waiting on the far side, ready to pounce."

Brownies are shrimps. All I'd need are some heavy boots, a pair of shin guards, and a weed whacker."

The image made Kendra giggle.”
― Brandon Mull, Grip of the Shadow Plague

“A gunshot rang out, blasting a hole in the door. A crossbow quarrel zinged through the hole and stuck quivering into the opposite wall. Seth heard the rocking horse clattering down the staircase, the twang of bowstrings, and the overlapping beat of several other projectiles thudding against the door.

"That was awesome," Seth told Kendra.

"You're psychotic," Kendra replied.”
― Brandon Mull, Grip of the Shadow Plague

“Wild and disrespectful? Who the hell are you anyway, outsourced help?" -Rose Hathaway”
― Richelle Mead, Shadow Kiss

“Myth: Vampires eat only raw meat or drink blood.
Truth: Why would we do that when there's chocolate in the world?”
― Kimberly Pauley

“Please don't ask me to remember things that are going on around me...
I have a dozen other lives I do that for every day in my head.”
― Jennifer Byars

“Don't worry, you are just as sane as I am.”
― Luna Lovegood

“You know how dey say some people “devour” books? Not in da way ME do! Me REALLY devour books!”
― Mike Pantuso

“numbers that make you uncomfortable and don't relate to oranges”
― Caryl Churchill

“Maybe he should have kept quiet about if he knew they couldn't stand it.
Is that what you do?”
― Caryl Churchill

“God and his angels have conspired to send you love.” Monroe said”
― M.A. Kane, Zuzu's Petals

“hate school but love school and threat it right so you can be where you love to be all right?”
― Mohlalefi j motsima

“He has the etiquette of a frog”
― J Lea Richardson

“Are you sure you wouldn't like some nice murderers instead?" he asked plaintively.

"Quite sure, thanks”
― T. Kingfisher, Clockwork Boys

“- That's exactly what we're interested in, said the man
- The goats' milk
- No, said the man. Not the goats' milk.”
― Jonas Jonasson, The 100-Year-Old Man Who Climbed Out the Window and Disappeared