Humer Quotes

“Miss Vida" Liam said "has anyone never told you that you are positively the whipped cream on the sundae of life?"
She glared at him."Anyone ever told you your head is shaped like a pencil?"
"That is physically impossible," Chubs groused."He'd be__"
"Actually Liam began, "Cole once did try to__ What?"
"Oh,I'm sorry," Chubs said, "apparently the middle of my sentence interrupted the beginning of yours. Do continue.”
― Alexandra Bracken, Never Fade

“It is only in our beautiful France that wholesale slaughter is done lawfully, in the name of liberty and of brotherly love”
― Emmuska Orczy, The Scarlet Pimpernel

“LAYLA: "You boinked Lilith."
ROTH: "Boinked?" Roth chuckled under his breath and then said, "God, I love you.”
― Jennifer L. Armentrout, Every Last Breath

“If she watched me any closer, she'd turn into the Eye of Sauron”
― Michelle Hodkin, The Unbecoming of Mara Dyer

“Owl love you forever”
― David Sedaris, Let's Explore Diabetes with Owls: Essays, Etc.

“Who's chasing you?
Genghises. Large, angry Genghises.”
― S.J. Kincaid, Insignia

“حماتك في بيتك : أول يوم قمر منور
ثاني يوم طبق مدور
ثالث يوم عفريت مصور !”
― أنيس منصور, عندي كلام

“we're teenagers," Sylvia said. "we're all depressed.”
― Kimberly McCreight, Reconstructing Amelia

“Genghises. Large, angry Genghises.”
― S.J Kincaid

“Yes, because when you are, girls can't see you, because you're invisible." Simon shook his head. "You're a public menace. You shouldn't be allowed out on your own.”
― Cassandra Clare, City of Fallen Angels

“Lekin, KK upsss Kishan kanaiyaji....oaoff bb bankebihariji...aa pelu sthitpragna naathi rahevatu aatlu baadhu. ane kyarek gussoy aave chhe. satat mithu mithu malki nathi sakatu.”
― Jay Vasavada, JSK : Jay Shree Krishna

“توی مدرسه ما هیچ وقت فاجعه ای رخ نداد، نابسامان وحشتناکی هم نداشتیم.اما وضعیت تدریس بد بود. بعدها توی دانشگاه هم وضع شبیه همین بود. فرقش فقط این بود که استادای دانشگاه اغلب با این که باد نبودن درس بدن، لااقل خودشون باسواد بودن.”
― Kurt Tucholsky, بعضی‌ها هیچ‌وقت نمی‌فهمن!‏

“Moms on facebook be like
' If your kid has a black hoodie and is about 12 months old, he just ran through my yard'
While on fackebook I'm like
' Will anybody be my friend”
― WAFFLEFRIES