Deadpool Quotes

“Through lightest dark or darkest light, You dont need no bling to join the fight. We're mercs with mouths and so much more, Yippee-ki-yay, we're the Deadpool Corps!”
― Deadpool

“I already killed you once... And I bet you’ll come back again and again... No matter how many times I slaughter you. Your tendency to come back from the brink of death has nothing to do with your healing factor. Your mutant power isn’t regeneration. It’s popularity.”
― Cullen Bunn, Deadpool Kills the Marvel Universe #3

“I WILL NOT LET YOU DIE!!! BE MY BOTTOM AND LIVE!”
― Joe Kelly, Scott Aukerman, Ed McGuinness, Reilly Brown

“Kidpool: Seems like we spend a lot of time bashing flunkies. There's no end to them.
Lady Deadpool: They belong to the same union as Stormtroopers and red shirts.”
― Victor Gischler, Deadpool Corps, Vol. 2: You Say You Want A Revolution

“[Fires at Ajax multiple times and misses]
Deadpool: Bad Deadpool!
[Shoots another bad guy in the head]
Deadpool: Good Deadpool”
― Deadpool

“[Wastes two bullets on the corpse of a goon who shot him in the a()s]
Deadpool: Ugh, stupid, stupid. Worth it!”
― Deadpool

“DeadPool reminds me for some other films which are sci-fi, like Selflessness and Mr.Nobody....But the speech is awful it must be fixed!”
― Deyth Banger