Crime Comedy Quotes

“What would you do if someone was blackmailing you?”
“Wish them luck. I ain’t got nothing.”

--Daisy Pettles, Shady Hoosier Detective Agency Book 2
Baby Daddy Mystery”
― Daisy Pettles, Baby Daddy Mystery

“He had a moustache borrowed from a French heroin dealer in the 70s; hers was more subtle.”
― Will Heron, Fruit

“On the cocktail of drugs he’d ingested over the last forty-eight hours, he had fallen deeply in love with a kebab.”
― Will Heron, Fruit

“Thankfully he landed in a nice soft pile of sheep shit, which was great for the head trauma and terrible for the rest of the day on a hot coach.”
― Will Heron, Fruit

“I stepped back a few feet. They stepped forward a few feet. They were like circling hyenas, and I was the wildebeest.”
― Will Heron, Fruit