Changing Planes Quotes

“In the airport, luggage-laden people rush hither and yon through endless corridors, like souls to each of whom the devil has furnished a different, inaccurate map of the escape route from hell. These rushing people are watched by people who sit in plastic seats bolted to the floor and who might just as well be bolted to the seats. So far, then, the airport and the airplane are equal, in the way that the bottom of one septic tank is equal, all in all, to the bottom of the next septic tank.”
― Ursula K. Le Guin

“I requested the audio and video files from a toxic encounter I had with Denver Airport Police while changing planes on my vacation. They sent me 911 call recordings that were much shorter than the 911 calls I made and refused to send me all of the video recordings!”
― Steven Magee