Answering Machine Quotes

“No one is calling me. I can’t check the answering machine because I have been here all this time. If I go out, someone may call while I’m out. Then I can check the answering machine when I come back in.”
― Lydia Davis, Varieties of Disturbance

“When home, I use my smart phone the same way I use a traditional corded home telephone and answering machine.”
― Steven Magee