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  • #1
    Salvador Dalí
    “Have no fear of perfection - you'll never reach it.”
    Salvador Dali

  • #2
    Rudyard Kipling
    “I never made a mistake in my life; at least, never one that I couldn't explain away afterwards.”
    Rudyard Kipling, Under The Deodars

  • #3
    Mahatma Gandhi
    “It is unwise to be too sure of one's own wisdom. It is healthy to be reminded that the strongest might weaken and the wisest might err.”
    Mahatma Gandhi

  • #4
    Rita Mae Brown
    “Good judgment comes from experience, and experience comes from bad judgment.”
    Rita Mae Brown, Alma Mater

  • #5
    Steve Maraboli
    “If people refuse to look at you in a new light and they can only see you for what you were, only see you for the mistakes you've made, if they don't realize that you are not your mistakes, then they have to go.”
    Steve Maraboli, Life, the Truth, and Being Free

  • #6
    Jim Morrison
    “Some of the worst mistakes in my life were haircuts”
    Jim Morrison

  • #7
    Albert Einstein
    “Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.”
    Albert Einstein

  • #8
    Muhammad Ali
    “Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.”
    Muhammad Ali

  • #9
    Steven Wright
    “Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.”
    Steven Wright

  • #10
    Steven Wright
    “If at first you don't succeed then skydiving definitely isn't for you.”
    Steven Wright

  • #11
    Steven Wright
    “If it's a penny for your thoughts and you put in your two cents worth, then someone, somewhere is making a penny.”
    steven wright

  • #13
    Steven Wright
    “Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.”
    Steven Wright

  • #15
    Steven Wright
    “There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.”
    Steven Wright

  • #16
    Steven Wright
    “If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?”
    Steven Wright

  • #17
    Steven Wright
    “When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.”
    Steven Wright

  • #18
    Steven Wright
    “When I was in school the teachers told me practice makes perfect; then they told me nobody’s perfect so I stopped practicing.”
    Steven Wright

  • #19
    Steven Wright
    “If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?”
    Steven Wright

  • #20
    Steven Wright
    “Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your life.”
    Steven Wright

  • #21
    Steven Wright
    “I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time" so I ordered French toast during the Renaissance.”
    Steven Wright

  • #22
    Steven Wright
    “It was the first time I was ever in love, and I learned a lot. Before that I'd never even thought about killing myself.”
    Steven Wright

  • #23
    Steven Wright
    “Everyone has a photographic Memory, some just don't have film.”
    Steven Wright

  • #24
    Steven Wright
    “I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.”
    Steven Wright

  • #25
    Steven Wright
    “Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.”
    Steven Wright

  • #26
    Steven Wright
    “I put tape on the mirrors in my house so I don't accidentally walk through into another dimension.”
    Steven Wright

  • #27
    Steven Wright
    “I have a hobby. I have the world’s largest collection of sea shells. I keep it scattered on beaches all over the world. Maybe you’ve seen some of it.”
    Steven Wright

  • #28
    Steven Wright
    “The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, 'Where the hell is my roof?”
    Steven Wright

  • #29
    Steven Wright
    “I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.”
    Steven Wright

  • #30
    Steven Wright
    “I wish, when I was first born, the first thing I said was "Quote" so the last thing I said before I died would be "Unquote.”
    Steven Wright

  • #31
    Steven Wright
    “Light travels faster than sound. Isn't that why people appear bright before you hear them speak? ”
    Steven Wright

  • #32
    Steven Wright
    “Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.”
    Steven Wright



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