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#1

“Have no fear of perfection - you'll never reach it.”
― Salvador Dali

tags: failure, fear, imperfection, mistakes, perfection, success

#2

“I never made a mistake in my life; at least, never one that I couldn't explain away afterwards.”
― Rudyard Kipling, Under The Deodars

tags: humor, justification, mistakes, pretexts

699 likes

#3

“It is unwise to be too sure of one's own wisdom. It is healthy to be reminded that the strongest might weaken and the wisest might err.”
― Mahatma Gandhi

tags: humanity, humility, mistakes, strength, wisdom

1737 likes

#4

“Good judgment comes from experience, and experience comes from bad judgment.”
― Rita Mae Brown, Alma Mater

1213 likes

#5

“If people refuse to look at you in a new light and they can only see you for what you were, only see you for the mistakes you've made, if they don't realize that you are not your mistakes, then they have to go.”
― Steve Maraboli, Life, the Truth, and Being Free

tags: change, growth, inspirational, letting-go, life, mistakes

3258 likes

#6

“Some of the worst mistakes in my life were haircuts”
― Jim Morrison

tags: fashion, hair, humor, mistakes

639 likes

#7

“Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.”
― Albert Einstein

tags: attributed-no-source, mistakes

17465 likes

#8

“Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.”
― Muhammad Ali

1214 likes

#9

“Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.”
― Steven Wright

tags: amnesia, humor, memory

4692 likes

#10

“If at first you don't succeed then skydiving definitely isn't for you.”
― Steven Wright

tags: first, funny, skydiving

901 likes

#11

“If it's a penny for your thoughts and you put in your two cents worth, then someone, somewhere is making a penny.”
― steven wright

tags: humor

331 likes

#13

“Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.”
― Steven Wright

tags: humor, perspective, walking

479 likes

#15

“There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.”
― Steven Wright

tags: fishing, humor

262 likes

#16

“If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?”
― Steven Wright

231 likes

#17

“When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.”
― Steven Wright

tags: absurd, humor

276 likes

#18

“When I was in school the teachers told me practice makes perfect; then they told me nobody’s perfect so I stopped practicing.”
― Steven Wright

218 likes

#19

“If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?”
― Steven Wright

tags: humor

197 likes

#20

“Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your life.”
― Steven Wright

tags: humor-mondays

184 likes

#21

“I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time" so I ordered French toast during the Renaissance.”
― Steven Wright

tags: breakfast, humor, nonsense

245 likes

#22

“It was the first time I was ever in love, and I learned a lot. Before that I'd never even thought about killing myself.”
― Steven Wright

tags: humor, love

161 likes

#23

“Everyone has a photographic Memory, some just don't have film.”
― Steven Wright

tags: absurd, humor

183 likes

#24

“I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.”
― Steven Wright

tags: humor, tarot

179 likes

#25

“Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.”
― Steven Wright

tags: humor

124 likes

#26

“I put tape on the mirrors in my house so I don't accidentally walk through into another dimension.”
― Steven Wright

131 likes

#27

“I have a hobby. I have the world’s largest collection of sea shells. I keep it scattered on beaches all over the world. Maybe you’ve seen some of it.”
― Steven Wright

173 likes

#28

“The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, 'Where the hell is my roof?”
― Steven Wright

160 likes

#29

“I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.”
― Steven Wright

tags: humor, irony, nobel-peace-prize

224 likes

#30

“I wish, when I was first born, the first thing I said was "Quote" so the last thing I said before I died would be "Unquote.”
― Steven Wright

147 likes

#31

“Light travels faster than sound. Isn't that why people appear bright before you hear them speak? ”
― Steven Wright

136 likes

#32

“Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.”
― Steven Wright

tags: absurd

136 likes

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