John > John's Quotes

“Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.”
― Mark Twain

“I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.”
― Douglas Adams, The Salmon of Doubt: Hitchhiking the Galaxy One Last Time

“I've been to Canada, and I've always gotten the impression that I could take the country over in about two days.”
― Jon Stewart