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  • #1
    Rick Riordan
    “Let us find the dam snack bar," Zoe said. "We should eat while we can."
    Grover cracked a smile. "The dam snack bar?"
    Zoe blinked. "Yes. What is funny?"
    "Nothing," Grover said, trying to keep a straight face. "I could use some dam french fries."
    Even Thalia smiled at that. "And I need to use the dam restroom."
    ...
    I started cracking up, and Thalia and Grover joined in, while Zoe just looked at me. "I do not understand."
    "I want to use the dam water fountain," Grover said.
    "And..." Thalia tried to catch her breath. "I want to buy a dam t-shirt.”
    Rick Riordan, The Titan’s Curse

  • #2
    Rick Riordan
    “With great power... comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later.”
    Rick Riordan, The Last Olympian

  • #3
    Rick Riordan
    “Dreams like a podcast,
    Downloading truth in my ears.
    They tell me cool stuff."
    "Apollo?" I guess, because I figured nobody else could make a haiku that bad.
    He put his finger to his lips. "I'm incognito. Call me Fred."
    "A god named Fred?”
    Rick Riordan

  • #4
    A.A. Milne
    “There's the South Pole, said Christopher Robin, and I expect there's an East Pole and a West Pole, though people don't like talking about them.”
    A. A. Milne, Winnie-the-Pooh

  • #5
    A.A. Milne
    “Owl," said Rabbit shortly, "you and I have brains. The others have fluff. If there is any thinking to be done in this Forest--and when I say thinking I mean thinking--you and I must do it.”
    A.A. Milne, The House at Pooh Corner

  • #6
    Terry Pratchett
    “[Rincewind] drew his sword and, with a smooth overarm throw, completely failed to hit the troll.”
    Terry Pratchett, The Color of Magic

  • #7
    Dr. Seuss
    “Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot,
    Nothing is going to get better. It's not.”
    Dr. Seuss, The Lorax

  • #8
    Dr. Seuss
    “I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living.”
    Dr. Seuss

  • #9
    Dr. Seuss
    “You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.”
    Dr. Seuss

  • #10
    Dr. Seuss
    “The more that you read, the more things you will know. The more that you learn, the more places you'll go.”
    Dr. Seuss, I Can Read with My Eyes Shut!

  • #11
    Dr. Seuss
    “You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself any direction you choose. You're on your own. And you know what you know. And YOU are the one who'll decide where to go...”
    Dr. Seuss, Oh, the Places You’ll Go!

  • #12
    Dr. Seuss
    “Sometimes the questions are complicated and the answers are simple.”
    Dr. Seuss

  • #13
    Dr. Seuss
    “A person's a person, no matter how small.”
    Dr. Seuss, Horton Hears a Who!

  • #14
    Dr. Seuss
    “Being crazy isn't enough.”
    Dr. Seuss

  • #15
    Dr. Seuss
    “Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, it's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope.”
    Dr. Seuss

  • #16
    Dr. Seuss
    “Today you are You, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Youer than You.”
    Dr. Seuss, Happy Birthday to You!

  • #17
    Dr. Seuss
    “From there to here, from here to there, funny things are everywhere!”
    Dr. Seuss, One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish

  • #18
    Dr. Seuss
    “Think left and think right and think low and think high. Oh, the thinks you can think up if only you try!”
    Dr. Seuss

  • #19
    Dr. Seuss
    “If things start happening, don't worry, don't stew, just go right along and you'll start happening too.”
    Dr. Seuss

  • #20
    Dr. Seuss
    “You're off to Great Places!
    Today is your day!
    Your mountain is waiting,
    So... get on your way!”
    Dr. Seuss, Oh, the Places You’ll Go!

  • #21
    Dr. Seuss
    “I meant what I said and I said what I meant. An elephant's faithful one-hundred percent!”
    Dr. Seuss, Horton Hatches the Egg

  • #22
    Dr. Seuss
    “How did it get so late so soon?”
    Dr. Seuss

  • #23
    Dr. Seuss
    “Why fit in when you were born to stand out?”
    Dr. Seuss

  • #24
    Dr. Seuss
    “Today was good. Today was fun. Tomorrow is another one.”
    Dr. Seuss

  • #25
    Dr. Seuss
    “Adults are just obsolete children and the hell with them.”
    Dr. Seuss

  • #26
    Dr. Seuss
    “So be sure when you step, Step with care and great tact. And remember that life's A Great Balancing Act. And will you succeed? Yes! You will, indeed! (98 and ¾ percent guaranteed) Kid, you'll move mountains.”
    Dr. Seuss, Oh, the Places You'll Go!

  • #27
    Dr. Seuss
    “If you never did you should. These things are fun and fun is good.”
    Dr. Seuss

  • #28
    Dr. Seuss
    “All alone! Whether you like it or not, alone is something you'll be quite a lot!”
    Dr. Seuss, Oh, the Places You'll Go! and The Lorax

  • #29
    Dr. Seuss
    “Only you can control your future.”
    Dr. Seuss

  • #30
    Dr. Seuss
    “When beetles fight these battles in a bottle with their paddles
    and the bottle's on a poodle and the poodle's eating noodles...
    ...they call this a muddle puddle tweetle poodle beetle noodle
    bottle paddle battle.”
    Dr. Seuss, Fox in Socks



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