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“Never try to out-drink a Swede, unless you happen to be a Finn or at least a Russian.”
― Jonas Jonasson, The Hundred-Year-Old Man Who Climbed Out of the Window and Disappeared

“Life, here I come!' he said. And was immediately and fatally run over by a bus.”
― Jonas Jonasson, The Girl Who Saved The King Of Sweden

“The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
– Unknown”
― Jonas Jonasson, The Girl Who Saved The King Of Sweden

“Depression hangs over me as if I were Iceland.”
― Philip Larkin

“When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years.”
― Mark Twain

“I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.”
― Douglas Adams, The Salmon of Doubt: Hitchhiking the Galaxy One Last Time