Quotes - Laura (Clayton, NJ) Showing 1-8 of 8

#1

“It's better to have something to remember than anything to regret.”
― Frank Zappa, The Real Frank Zappa Book

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#2

“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”
― Albert Einstein

tags: attributed-no-source, human-nature, humor, infinity, philosophy, science, stupidity, universe

#3

“Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.”
― Groucho Marx, The Essential Groucho: Writings For By And About Groucho Marx

tags: animals, books, dogs, friends, humor

#4

“I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.”
― Oscar Wilde, The Happy Prince and Other Stories

tags: intelligence, self-deprecation

#5

“It is better to remain silent at the risk of being thought a fool, than to talk and remove all doubt of it.”
― Maurice Switzer, Mrs. Goose, Her Book

#6

“Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.”
― Narcotics Anonymous

#7

“So many books, so little time.”
― Frank Zappa

tags: books, humor

#8

“A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you have.”
― Barry Goldwater

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