Quotes - Muhammad Abdul-Khaleq (ibnhesham) (Cairo, Egypt) Showing 1-14 of 14

#1

“اخشي ان استيقظ يوما في سن الأربعين لادرك أنني اضعت نصف حياتي بسبب قرار خاطئ اتخذته و انا في سن العشرين”
― احمد خالد توفيق

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#2

“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”
― Albert Einstein

tags: attributed-no-source, human-nature, humor, infinity, philosophy, science, stupidity, universe

148486 likes

#3

“Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.”
― Narcotics Anonymous

tags: humor, insanity, life, misattributed-ben-franklin, misattributed-mark-twain, misattributed-to-einstein

64671 likes

#4

“The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid.”
― Jane Austen, Northanger Abbey

tags: aliteracy, books, classic, humor

51616 likes

#5

“A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.”
― Steve Martin

tags: humor, obvious, simile

35263 likes

#6

“Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.”
― Mark Twain

34465 likes

#7

“Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car.”
― Garrison Keillor

tags: humor, religion

30254 likes

#8

“I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.”
― Groucho Marx

tags: books, humor, reading, television

23093 likes

#9

“Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead.”
― Charles Bukowski

tags: humor

22510 likes

#10

“Reality continues to ruin my life.”
― Bill Watterson, The Complete Calvin and Hobbes

tags: calvin-and-hobbes, humor, life

21180 likes

#11

“The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.”
― Terry Pratchett, Diggers

tags: humor, open-mind, thinking

21433 likes

#12

“It’s no use going back to yesterday, because I was a different person then.”
― Lewis Carroll

tags: alice, humor, inspirational, philosophy-of-life, psychological, yesterday

17423 likes

#13

“Do you remember me telling you we are practicing non-verbal spells, Potter?"
"Yes," said Harry stiffly.
"Yes, sir."
"There's no need to call me "sir" Professor."
The words had escaped him before he knew what he was saying.”
― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

tags: humor, rebellion, sarcasm

15174 likes

#14

“Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past.”
― George Orwell, 1984

tags: inspirational

10961 likes

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