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“toward the end she was she was wearing nothing but seven beads, four of them sweat”
― Kyril Bonfiglioli, Don't Point that Thing at Me

“I never drink alcohol. I do not like to blunt my senses.’ ‘Goodness,’ I babbled, ‘but how awful for you. Not drinking, I mean. I mean, imagine getting up in the morning knowing that you’re not going to feel any better all day.”
― Kyril Bonfiglioli, Don't Point that Thing at Me

“she looked about as hard to get as a haircut and at about the same price.”
― Kyril Bonfiglioli, Don't Point that Thing at Me

“When you have a job that requires you to serve other people, many parts of that job will, unequivocally, suck a top hat full of dicks.”
― A.J. Mendez Brooks, Crazy Is My Superpower: How I Triumphed by Breaking Bones, Breaking Hearts, and Breaking the Rules