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“Ian, the kids!” I see the bouncing baby before I hear Autumn, his wife, and the love of his life. They’re on baby five? Six? Three hundred? I don’t know. I just know their oldest Kaleb is dyin’ to get his license.”
― J. Haney, Landing The Runaway

“You know what they say, good girls, go to heaven, well I’m blazing my trail.”
― J. Haney, Landing The Runaway

“It's like everyone tells a story about themselves inside their own head. Always. All the time. That story makes you what you are. We build ourselves out of that story.”
― Patrick Rothfuss, The Name of the Wind

“Peeling apples, just peeling apples. Didn’t feel your boobs. No, no, not me”
― Alice Clayton, Wallbanger

“Beneath the sheet—which was already lower on his hips than should be legal —
He
Was
Still
Hard”
― Alice Clayton, Wallbanger

“He pushed me back up against the door, slamming me against the doorbell. I heard it ring out.
"Coming!" I heard Holly say as she clicked across the floor to the front door.
"Not quite, but she’s close." He chuckled, removing his hand and leaving me breathless and rosy cheeked.”
― Alice Clayton, The Unidentified Redhead

“Sweet dreams and thin walls... Mother of Pearl. He'd heard me.”
― Alice Clayton, Wallbanger

“I give the orders, not take them. When you really wanna play, find me at Del Rey.”
“Mother fucking—You bastard!”
― J. Haney, Landing The Runaway

“Okay… So it’s like a strip joint, only it doesn’t smell like old boob sweat and broken dreams.”
― J. Haney, Landing The Runaway

“I roll to my back and feel a gun against my face. What the fuck? My eyes pop open. I see a man standin’ over us. I instinctively want to cover my Vixen. Instead, I don’t drop my fuckin’ eyes.”
― J. Haney, Landing The Runaway

“Our lives are crazy. When moments to remember happen, you have to pause a second to appreciate them. Otherwise none of this is worth it. And getting married to you is definitely a moment to remember." ~ Kellan Kyle”
― S.C. Stephens, Reckless

“he’s been my best friend and my person. I don’t know exactly how to explain what that means, but my mom says it’s someone who gets you in a different way than everyone else. Someone you can talk to or go to about anything.”
― Bethany Monaco Smith, Friends Like This

“I realize Aaron only ever has eyes for me. That’s what I want. A boy who thinks I’m the best thing ever. Because I am.”
― Bethany Monaco Smith, Friends Like This

“I look at Aaron, and he’s still smiling at me. So, I get really brave, launch myself forward, and kiss him on the lips.”
― Bethany Monaco Smith, Friends Like This

“Still gonna marry me?” I ask.
“Yep,” he says.
“You’ll have to tell me I’m pretty every single day.”
“Still a deal,” he says with a smile.”
― Bethany Monaco Smith, Friends Like This

“I pull back a little and look up at him, eyes big. “You’d do that for me?”
He furrows his brow at me. “Don’t you know I’d do anything for you?”
I can’t help it. I melt a little bit when he says that.”
― Bethany Monaco Smith, Friends Like This

“I want the ridiculous love story of two people who will fight against all odds to be together.”
― Bethany Monaco Smith, Friends Like This

“I want love. The real kind where two people choose each other over and over again and never give up.”
― Bethany Monaco Smith, Friends Like This

“I want true love. And a happily ever after.”
― Bethany Monaco Smith, Friends Like This

“Why are you crying?” Sarah demands, wondering who she needs to kill.”
― Bethany Monaco Smith, Friends Like This

“Joel scowls, then turns toward the stairs. “Okay, that’s it. I’m punching him.”
― Bethany Monaco Smith, Friends Like This

“He was wooing me. And I was letting him woo. I wanted the woo. I deserved the woo. I needed the wow that would surely follow the woo, but for now, the woo? It was whoa.”
― Alice Clayton, Wallbanger

“Fucking Wallbanger,” I hissed, frozed on the spot.
His grin slid off as well as he played place-the-face for a moment. “Fucking Pink Nightie Girl.”
― Alice Clayton, Wallbanger

“You done with work?
Yep, at home waiting for you.
Now that's a nice visual...
Prepare yourself, I'm taking bread out of the oven.
Don't tease me woman...zucchini?
Cranberry orange. Mmmm...
No woman has ever done breakfast bread foreplay the way you do.
Ha! When you coming?
Can't. Drive. Straight.
Can we have one conversation when you're not twelve?
Sorry, I'll be there in 30
Perfect, that will give me time to frost my buns.
Pardon me?
Oh, didn't I tell you? I also made cinnamon rolls.
Be there in 25.”
― Alice Clayton, Wallbanger

“I moaned like a whore in church.
To be fair, I’d never actually heard a whore moan in church, but I had a feeling it sounded a lot like the unholy sounds pouring forth from my mouth.”
― Alice Clayton, Wallbanger

“Simon does commando. God bless America.”
― Alice Clayton, Wallbanger

“Wine?”
“Am I breathing?”
“Wine it is.”
― Alice Clayton, Wallbanger

“You really have no idea, do you?”
“No idea about what?”
“How thoroughly you own me, Nightie Girl,” he said, leaning in to whisper this part in my ear. “And I know I love you enough to want you to have your happy ending.”
― Alice Clayton, Wallbanger

“Get your ass over here right now, you motherfucking scary movie pusher.”
― Alice Clayton, Wallbanger

“You gonna bang my walls, Simon?” I laughed.
“You have no idea,” he promised.”
― Alice Clayton, Wallbanger