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#1

“And you're blind?"
Uh-huh," Iggy said, trying to sound bored.
Were you born that way?"
No."
How did you become blind, uh, Jeff, is it?"
Yeah, Jeff. Well, I looked directly at the sun, you know, the way they always tell you not to. If only I had listened.”
― James Patterson, School's Out—Forever

tags: blindness, humor, maximum-ride

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#2

“So there you have it, the extent of my charms: brown hair and eyes like unbarfed chocolate. I'm a lucky girl." -Max”
― James Patterson, Max

tags: max, maximum-ride

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#3

“What happened to your tan?"--Fang
"It was dirt." --Max”
― James Patterson, The Final Warning

tags: humor, maxride

926 likes

#4

“Here's a freebie: Don't play poker with a kid who can read minds.”
― James Patterson, The Final Warning

787 likes

#5

“The funny thing about facing imminent death is that it really snaps everything else into perspective.”
― James Patterson, The Angel Experiment

tags: death, understanding

933 likes

#6

“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”
― Albert Einstein

tags: attributed-no-source, human-nature, humor, infinity, philosophy, science, stupidity, universe

148571 likes

#7

“Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car.”
― Garrison Keillor

tags: humor, religion

30274 likes

#8

“Reality continues to ruin my life.”
― Bill Watterson, The Complete Calvin and Hobbes

tags: calvin-and-hobbes, humor, life

21208 likes

#9

“Destroying things is much easier than making them.”
― Suzanne Collins, The Hunger Games

9434 likes

#10

“Stupid people are dangerous.”
― Suzanne Collins, The Hunger Games

6565 likes

#11

“Never underestimate the power of funny, it moves mountains.”
― James Patterson, Fang

tags: humor

25 likes

#12

“Is that clear?" said Borcht "as clear as pea soup" I said”
― James Patterson

tags: funny

9 likes

#13

“Reading is not work, not a chore, not a drudgery; reading is the most joyful thing, yet, in the world.”
― James Patterson

tags: poster-at-the-library

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#14

“Don't depend on others to give you strength....Find it within yourself”
― James Patterson

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#15

“When its true, when it's right, love can give you the kind of joy that you can't get from any other experience.”
― James Patterson, Suzanne's Diary for Nicholas

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#16

“When your own romantic life is falling apart, everyone else's looks fabulous.”
― James Patterson

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#17

“Life is such a miracle, a series of small miracles.It really is, if you learn how to look at it with the right perspective.”
― James Patterson, Suzanne's Diary for Nicholas

34 likes

#18

“I don't care if we have our house, or a cliff ledge, or a cardboard box. Home is wherever we all are, together,”
― James Patterson

tags: home, james-patterson, maximum-ride

94 likes

#19

“Bizarre! That's the only word I can use to describe life sometimes. Just freaking bizarre.”
― James Patterson, Suzanne's Diary for Nicholas

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#20

“If my life is going to mean anything, I have to live it myself.”
― Rick Riordan, The Lightning Thief

tags: inspirational, life, meaning

9933 likes

#21

“Deadlines just aren't real to me until I'm staring one in the face.”
― Rick Riordan, The Lightning Thief

tags: deadlines, humor, procrastinate

6506 likes

#22

“It's funny how humans can wrap their mind around things and fit them into their version of reality.”
― Rick Riordan, The Lightning Thief

tags: humanity, humans, mankind, reality

3827 likes

#23

“Fair means everyone gets what they need. And the only way to get what you need is to make it happen yourself.”
― Rick Riordan, The Red Pyramid

tags: fair, inspirational

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