Jenny > Jenny's Quotes

“Happiness is a warm puppy.”
― Charles M. Schulz

“Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.”
― Steven Wright

“Wait. Why am I thinking about Krispy Kremes? We’re supposed to be exercising.”
― Meg Cabot, Big Boned

“Reality continues to ruin my life.”
― Bill Watterson, The Complete Calvin and Hobbes