Raymond > Raymond's Quotes

“Some people have a way with words, and other people...oh, uh, not have way.”
― Steve Martin

“Despite my ghoulish reputation, I really have the heart of a small boy. I keep it in a jar on my desk.”
― Robert Bloch

“When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'.”
― Groucho Marx

“... the Kindle is a "roach motel" device: its license terms and DRM ensure that books can check in, but they can't check out.”
― Cory Doctorow, Context: Further Selected Essays on Productivity, Creativity, Parenting, and Politics in the 21st Century

“I use Cheer. I like the idea of a happy wash.”
― Robert Fulghum, All I Really Need to Know I Learned in Kindergarten