Izzy Lee > Izzy's Quotes

“Look into the eyes of a chicken and you will see real stupidity. It is a kind of bottomless stupidity, a fiendish stupidity. They are the most horrifying, cannibalistic and nightmarish creatures in the world.”
― Werner Herzog

“Maybe a little fishtail skid around the turn. Something to remind them that life was too short to be judgmental pricks.”
― Bracken MacLeod, Mountain Home

“A bullet has no conscience to consult as it flies from the barrel of a gun. It doesn't feel the wind or the sun or the rain as it speeds toward its target. It penetrates the innocent and the guilty with equal intent and creates victims with the same enthusiasm with which it saves them from the bullets of others.”
― Bracken MacLeod, Mountain Home

“I’m so bored I could sing to my dick.”
― Joe R. Lansdale, Cold In July

“Let me tell you, if you have never seen an agitated squirrel you have seen very little, nor have you heard much, because the sound of an angry squirrel is not to be forgotten.”
― Joe R. Lansdale, Bad Chili