Hannah > Hannah's Quotes

“What gives a wriggle
And makes you giggle
When you eat'em?
Whose weensy little feet
Make my heart really beat?
Why, it's those little creepy crawlies
That make me feel so jolly.

For the darling centipede
My favorite buggy feed
I always want some more.
That's the insect I adore
More than beetles, more than crickets,
Which at times gives me the hiccups.
I crave only to feed
On a juicy centipede
And I shall be happy forevermore."
-Soren”
― Kathryn Lasky, The Capture

“Lazy Lob and crazy Cob
are weaving webs to wind me.
I am far more sweet than other meat,
but still they cannot find me!

Here am I, naughty little fly;
you are fat and lazy.
You cannot trap me, though you try,
in your cobwebs crazy.”
― J.R.R. Tolkien

“Five exclamation marks, the sure sign of an insane mind.”
― Terry Pratchett, Reaper Man

“Stories of imagination tend to upset those without one.”
― Terry Pratchett

“Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.”
― Oscar Wilde

“Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often a result of lack of wisdom.”
― Terry Pratchett

“I sent the club a wire stating, PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION. I DON'T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY CLUB THAT WILL ACCEPT ME AS A MEMBER.”
― Groucho Marx, Groucho and Me