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    Buffy Andrews
    “Writers see the world differently. Every voice we hear, every face we see, every hand we touch could become story fabric.”
    Buffy Andrews

  • #2
    Buffy Andrews
    “Three words for a writer: Make me care.”
    Buffy Andrews

  • #3
    Buffy Andrews
    “The best kind of day is a writing day”
    Buffy Andrews

  • #4
    Buffy Andrews
    “I’ll pray for good semen. And I’ll get all of my friends to pray for good semen.”
    Buffy Andrews, Gina and Mike

  • #5
    Buffy Andrews
    “The pimple is perfect.”
    Buffy Andrews, Gina and Mike

  • #6
    Buffy Andrews
    “You deserve good sperm. You’ve waited a long time.”
    Buffy Andrews, Gina and Mike

  • #7
    Buffy Andrews
    “Yes, I prosecute bastards like him, make them pay for what they did to innocent victims who can’t fight for themselves. And every time I win a case, I not only win for the victim, but also for me.”
    Buffy Andrews, Gina and Mike

  • #8
    Buffy Andrews
    “Jesus fuckin’ Christ, Gina. You were my dream. You’ve always been my dream. Don’t you see? You were always more important to me than baseball – than anything.”
    Buffy Andrews, Gina and Mike

  • #9
    Buffy Andrews
    “What kind of work do you do,” I asked.
    “Promise you won’t laugh?”
    “Promise.”
    “I’m a proctologist.”
    I couldn’t help it. I laughed a little. “An ass doctor?”
    Buffy Andrews, Gina and Mike

  • #10
    Buffy Andrews
    “Do you remember the time, Mike,” Jeremy laughed, “that you put a banana down your pants and walked up to the Palma-nator. It looked like you had one hell of a hard-on.”
    Buffy Andrews, Gina and Mike

  • #11
    Buffy Andrews
    “As I drove out the wrought iron gates I had entered, I noticed for the first time how intricate and beautiful they were. They were forged by hand so many years ago and had stood the test of time.”
    Buffy Andrews, Gina and Mike

  • #12
    Buffy Andrews
    “Characters are like kids. They want to be played with, taken on adventures. And they won't let you rest until you do.”
    Buffy Andrews

  • #13
    Buffy Andrews
    “Trying to get an agent is like standing in line to be picked for kickball. Pick me! Pick me! ...Dang, last again.”
    Buffy Andrews

  • #14
    Buffy Andrews
    “Sometimes the writing just comes and we're like, oh yeah. Gotta love when that happens.”
    Buffy Andrews

  • #15
    Buffy Andrews
    “I am so over you, Rejection. You can't get to me like that anymore. I won't let you squash my hopes and dreams. (Slams door) So there!”
    Buffy Andrews

  • #16
    Buffy Andrews
    “Me to characters: talk to me people.”
    Buffy Andrews

  • #17
    Buffy Andrews
    “I'm in love with writing, but sometimes I swear it hates me.”
    Buffy Andrews

  • #18
    Buffy Andrews
    “Good editors are priceless.”
    Buffy Andrews

  • #19
    Buffy Andrews
    “If I write as well as I golf, I'm in trouble!”
    Buffy Andrews

  • #20
    Buffy Andrews
    “Show me the contract.”
    Buffy Andrews

  • #21
    Buffy Andrews
    “A tweet a day keeps writer's block away.”
    Buffy Andrews

  • #22
    Buffy Andrews
    “If rejections were cash, I'd be rich”
    Buffy Andrews

  • #23
    Buffy Andrews
    “A cliffhanger is when ...”
    Buffy Andrews

  • #24
    Buffy Andrews
    “Climax: It's all downhill from here.”
    Buffy Andrews

  • #25
    Buffy Andrews
    “Writer. Another word for poor.”
    Buffy Andrews

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  • #27
    Buffy Andrews
    “The power of the delete key.”
    Buffy Andrews

  • #28
    Buffy Andrews
    “I don’t do math.”
    Buffy Andrews

  • #29
    Buffy Andrews
    “Caught red-handed for exclamation abuse.”
    Buffy Andrews

  • #30
    Buffy Andrews
    “It’s a great day to write a best-seller.”
    Buffy Andrews



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