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“The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.”
― Dorothy Parker

“The story so far:
In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.”
― Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe

“A ruffled mind makes a restless pillow.”
― Charlotte Brontë

“Book lovers will understand me,
and they will know too that part of the pleasure
of a library lies in its very existence.”
― Jan Morris