Wayne Shuler > Wayne Shuler's Quotes

“I want a driveway so long you couldn’t see the end of it even if you were 26.1 miles into running a marathon on it. But why would you run? That’s why my clone will have invented teleportation.”
― Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title

“A fuel pump is a fountain drink machine for cars. And people who want to save the environment and get drunk and run to work.”
― Jarod Kintz, At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.