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  • #1
    J.M. Barrie
    “Oh, the cleverness of me!”
    James M. Barrie, Peter Pan

  • #2
    James Herriot
    “A farmer once told me one of the greatest luxuries of his life was to wake up early only to go back to sleep again.”
    James Herriot

  • #3
    Edward Albee
    “You're alive only once, as far as we know, and what could be worse than getting to the end of your life and realizing you hadn't lived it?”
    Edward Albee

  • #4
    Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley
    “Beware; for I am fearless, and therefore powerful.”
    Mary Shelley, Frankenstein

  • #5
    Vincent van Gogh
    “Be clearly aware of the stars and infinity on high. Then life seems almost enchanted after all.”
    Vincent Van Gogh

  • #6
    Donald Barthelme
    “The aim of literature ... is the creation of a strange object covered with fur which breaks your heart.”
    Donald Barthelme, Come Back, Dr. Caligari

  • #7
    Mark Twain
    “The secret to getting ahead is getting started.”
    Mark Twain

  • #8
    Hunter S. Thompson
    “A man who procrastinates in his choosing will inevitably have his choice made for him by circumstance.”
    Hunter S. Thompson, The Proud Highway: Saga of a Desperate Southern Gentleman, 1955-1967

  • #9
    E.B. White
    “Be obscure clearly.”
    E.B. White

  • #10
    George Carlin
    “Meow” means “woof” in cat.”
    George Carlin

  • #11
    Mark Twain
    “If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.”
    Mark Twain

  • #12
    Winston S. Churchill
    “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.”
    Winston S. Churchill

  • #13
    Mark Twain
    “If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.”
    Mark Twain

  • #14
    Will Rogers
    “If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.”
    Will Rogers

  • #15
    Thomas Pynchon
    “Every weirdo in the world is on my wavelength.”
    Thomas Pynchon

  • #16
    Marilyn Monroe
    “I am not interested in money, I just want to be wonderful.”
    Marilyn Monroe



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