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“Austin’s eyes widen as the words run roughshod through his brain. He’s had his fair share of wild bachelor days. If the spirits’ words are to be believed, however, he has nothing on Marge.”
― Roseanne Beck, Talk to Me

“Oh come on.” Austin repositions himself against the counter. “It’ll be fun.”
“Yeah, fun like chiseling charred hard boiled eggs off of the bottom of the pot.”
“How the hell did you manage to burn hard boiled eggs?”
Laura shrugs. “It’s a gift.”
― Roseanne Beck, Talk to Me

“Wow,” Abbey says. “I’m thirty-six years old and I still don’t know who I am. How the hell are you gonna figure out who you are in two weeks?”
“Easy. I already know who I am.”
“An overachieving workaholic with no social life?”
― Roseanne Beck, Turn the Paige

“The fact that the smirk teases out a dimple makes me fume even further.
Because of course the good-looking jackass has a goddamn dimple.”
― Roseanne Beck, Turn the Paige