Maxim Shekhtman > Maxim's Quotes

“Love, Peace, and taco grease!”
― Guy Fieri

“Clasping your hands together means you are serious. Clasping them around someone else's throat means you are very serious”
― Jim Davis

“It's lonely up in the top”
― Kermit the Frog

“A little ego goes nowhere.”
― Jim Davis

“England is my city”
― Jake Paul

“Don't eat fruits or nuts. You are what you eat.”
― Jim Davis

“Deep fry that sucker! - Garfield”
― Jim Davis

“How can you govern a country which has 246 varieties of cheese?”
― Charles de Gaulle

“Don't take it personally. Just take it seriously.”
― Gordon Ramsay

“Batman's a scientist.”
― Homer Simpson