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  • #1
    Bertrand Russell
    “Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so.”
    Bertrand Russell

  • #2
    “Time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time.”
    Marthe Troly-Curtin, Phrynette Married

  • #3
    Ludwig Wittgenstein
    “A serious and good philosophical work could be written consisting entirely of jokes.”
    Ludwig Wittgenstein

  • #4
    Ludwig Wittgenstein
    “Whereof one cannot speak, thereof one must be silent.”
    Ludwig Wittgenstein, Tractatus Logico-Philosophicus

  • #5
    G.I. Gurdjieff
    “Without self knowledge, without understanding the working and functions of his machine, man cannot be free, he cannot govern himself and he will always remain a slave.”
    G.I. Gurdjieff

  • #6
    Georges Perec
    “Question your tea spoons.”
    Georges Perec, Species of Spaces and Other Pieces

  • #7
    Georges Perec
    “What we need to question is bricks, concrete, glass, our table manners, our utensils, our tools, the way we spend our time, our rhythms. To question that which seems to have ceased forever to astonish us. We live, true, we breathe, true; we walk, we go downstairs, we sit at a table in order to eat, we lie down on a bed on order to sleep. How? Where? When? Why?

    Describe your street. Describe another. Compare.”
    Georges Perec, L'infra-ordinaire

  • #8
    Ursula K. Le Guin
    “Ai taught me a Terran game played on squares with little stones, called go, an excellent difficult game.”
    Ursula K. LeGuin

  • #9
    Flann O'Brien
    “After a time," said old Mathers disregarding me, "I mercifully perceived the errors of my ways and the unhappy destination I would reach unless I mended them. I retired from the world in order to try to comprehend it and to find out why it becomes more unsavoury as the years accumulate on a man's body. What do you think I discovered at the end of my meditations?"

    I felt pleased again. He was now questioning me.

    "What?"

    "That No is a better word than Yes," he replied.”
    Flann O'Brien

  • #10
    Vladimir Nabokov
    “...If he failed the first time he took his driver's licence test, it was mainly because he started an argument with the examiner in an ill-timed effort to prove that nothing could be more humiliating to a rational creature than being required to encourage the development of a base conditional reflex by stopping at a red light when there was not an earthly soul around, heeled or wheeled. He was more circumspect the next time, and passed...”
    Vladimir Nabokov, Pnin

  • #11
    Henry Beston
    “We need another and a wiser and perhaps a more mystical concept of animals. Remote from universal nature and living by complicated artifice, man in civilization surveys the creature through the glass of his knowledge and sees thereby a feather magnified and the whole image in distortion. We patronize them for their incompleteness, for their tragic fate for having taken form so far below ourselves. And therein do we err. For the animal shall not be measured by man. In a world older and more complete than ours, they move finished and complete, gifted with the extension of the senses we have lost or never attained, living by voices we shall never hear. They are not brethren, they are not underlings: they are other nations, caught with ourselves in the net of life and time, fellow prisoners of the splendour and travail of the earth.”
    Henry Beston, The Outermost House: A Year of Life On The Great Beach of Cape Cod

  • #12
    Flann O'Brien
    “You mean that because I have no name I cannot die and that you cannot be held answerable for death even if you kill me?"

    "That is about the size of it," said the Sergeant.

    I felt so sad and so entirely disappointed that tears came into my eyes and a lump of incommunicable poignancy swelled tragically in my throat. I began to feel intensely every fragment of my equal humanity. The life that was bubbling at the end of my fingers was real and nearly painful in intensity and so was the beauty of my warm face and the loose humanity of my limbs and the racy health of my red rich blood. To leave it all without good reason and to smash the little empire into small fragments was a thing too pitiful even to refuse to think about.”
    Flann O'Brien, The Third Policeman

  • #13
    Woody Allen
    “Photons have mass? I didn’t even know they were Catholic.”
    Woody Allen

  • #14
    Bertrand Russell
    “The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.”
    Bertrand Russell

  • #15
    John Kennedy Toole
    “It smells terrible in here.'

    Well, what do you expect? The human body, when confined, produces certain odors which we tend to forget in this age of deodorants and other perversions. Actually, I find the atmosphere of this room rather comforting. Schiller needed the scent of apples rotting in his desk in order to write. I, too, have my needs. You may remember that Mark Twain preferred to lie supinely in bed while composing those rather dated and boring efforts which contemporary scholars try to prove meaningful. Veneration of Mark Twain is one of the roots of our current intellectual stalemate.”
    John Kennedy Toole, A Confederacy of Dunces

  • #16
    John Kennedy Toole
    “...I doubt very seriously whether anyone will hire me.'

    What do you mean, babe? You a fine boy with a good education.'

    Employers sense in me a denial of their values.' He rolled over onto his back. 'They fear me. I suspect that they can see that I am forced to function in a century I loathe. This was true even when I worked for the New Orleans Public Library.”
    John Kennedy Toole, A Confederacy of Dunces

  • #17
    Arthur Schopenhauer
    “Compassion is the basis of morality.”
    Arthur Schopenhauer

  • #18
    Noam Chomsky
    “Colorless green ideas sleep furiously.”
    Noam Chomsky

  • #19
    John Kennedy Toole
    “Had that poor Reilly kook really been proud of Levy Pants? He had always said that he was. That was one good sign of his insanity.”
    John Kennedy Toole, A Confederacy of Dunces

  • #20
    Immanuel Kant
    “For peace to reign on Earth, humans must evolve into new beings who have learned to see the whole first.”
    Immanuel Kant

  • #21
    David Hume
    “Reading and sauntering and lounging and dosing, which I call thinking, is my supreme Happiness.”
    David Hume

  • #22
    Plato
    “Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a harder battle.”
    Plato

  • #23
    Marcel Proust
    “Happiness is beneficial for the body, but it is grief that develops the powers of the mind.”
    Marcel Proust

  • #24
    Ludwig Wittgenstein
    “What is troubling us is the tendency to believe that the mind is like a little man within.”
    Ludwig Wittgenstein

  • #25
    “On a plaque attached to the NASA deep space probe we [human beings] are described in symbols for the benefit of any aliens who might meet the spacecraft as “bilaterly symmetrical, sexually differentiated bipeds, located on one of the outer spiral arms of the Milky Way, capable of recognising the prime numbers and moved by one extraordinary quality that lasts longer than all our other urges—curiosity.”
    david wells

  • #26
    “Cops and Robbers in 1965 England was still a kind of Ealing comedy: crimes rarely involved firearms. The denizens of F-wing were losers in a game they had been playing against the cops. In queues for exercise, the constant questions were 'What you in for, mate?', followed by 'What you reckon you'll get?' When Freddie and I responded with 'Suspicion of drug possession' and 'We're innocent, we'll get off' they would burst into laughter, offering: 'Listen, mate, they wouldn't have you in here if they had any intention of letting you off. You're living in dreamland, you are.”
    Joe Boyd, White Bicycles: Making Music in the 1960s

  • #27
    Ludwig Wittgenstein
    “A man will be imprisoned in a room with a door that's unlocked and opens inwards; as long as it does not occur to him to pull rather than push.”
    Ludwig Wittgenstein, Culture and Value

  • #28
    Gertrude Stein
    “What is the answer?"
    [ I [Alice B Toklas] was silent ]
    In that case, what is the question?”
    Gertrude Stein

  • #29
    John von Neumann
    “Young man, in mathematics you don't understand things. You just get used to them.”
    John von Neumann

  • #30
    Margaret Mead
    “Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed, citizens can change the world. Indeed, it is the only thing that ever has.”
    Margaret Mead



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