Eliabeth Hawthorne > Eliabeth's Quotes

“I'm going to get even, I swear I will. Mark my words, I'm a pregnant cranky woman with insomnia. I have time to plot my revenge.”
― Kim Gruenenfelder

“Don't be jealous of anyone. I guarantee you, if everyone walked into a room, and dumped their problems onto the floor, when they saw what everyone else's problems were, they'd be scrambling to get their own problems back before someone else got to them first.”
― Kim Gruenenfelder, A Total Waste of Makeup

“If only. Those must be the two saddest words in the world.”
― Mercedes Lackey

“There should be a phone service that turns off your phone between midnight and six A.M. every night. And if you want to make a call, you have to pick up the phone and talk to an operator: Put me through to AAA. My car battery's dead. Yes, ma'am. Put me through to Pink Dot. I need vanilla Häagen-Dazs toute de suite! Yes, ma'am. Put me through to my ex-boyfriend... I'm sorry, ma'am, the operator would say. That would be a bad idea. Now you go to bed before you do anything stupid.”
― Kim Gruenenfelder, A Total Waste of Makeup

“God has a sense of humor. Don't believe me? Just look at a zebra and tell me what was going on in His mind that day.”
― Kim Gruenenfelder