Roberta Blablanski > Roberta's Quotes

“The memory of Vaughn on his knees, his mouth on my cock, assailed me. I searched wildly for something to say that wasn’t in relation to cocksucking and said, “That he looked like Lucius Malfoy.”
― Avon Gale, Heart of the Steal

“In the end, Simon didn’t know more about love than what he could gather from a Black Rebel Motorcycle Club song.”
― Roe Horvat, A Love Song for the Sad Man in the White Coat

“You’re an asshole. Unfortunately, there are no prescription drugs for that.”
― Roe Horvat, A Love Song for the Sad Man in the White Coat

“Alfie sighed. “Let me guess, it’s a bad thing now. Because of Tumblr or something.”
― Alexis Hall, Pansies

“Your smile knocks me right the fuck out,”
― Edie Danford, Uncovering Ray

“I buy crappy food because I’m depressed and hate my life.”
― Marshall Thornton, Femme

“I’m not crazy, I’m just…sad.”
― K.M. Neuhold, Face the Music

“You can’t show addicts a picture of a poo and say ‘You could crap like this if you join our rehab program.”
― Jess Whitecroft, Burn Me

“But sexuality was complicated and feelings weren’t always finite. Connecting to another human was hard enough without rules and regulations attached to it.”
― Imogene Kash, The Prep and the Punk

“I’m actually bi,” Scoops said. Blake stared at him, mouth slightly open. “So you do threesomes?” “No.” Scoops glared. “That is not what bi means.” “Right.” Blake nodded so seriously Alex almost laughed. “Because…it means…?” “That I feel attracted to both men and women. But not necessarily at the same time.” Blake wrote frantically in his notebook. Alex really, really wanted to peek. Blake looked up suddenly at Scoops. “That’s awesome, man. That’s awesome. That totally makes sense. And that’s probably what’s going on with my little dude. Maybe he likes the ladies and the gents. That’s what’s confusing him.” “Your ‘little dude’?” Scoops asked. Alex saw his gaze flick to Blake’s crotch.”
― Lisa Henry, Brandon Mills versus the V-Card

“It’s an anus, Finn. It’s not just for fun.”
― Jess Whitecroft, Going Roswell

“I’m sure ours is singing the chorus from Smack My Bitch Up.”
― Lily Morton, Risk Taker

“I know getting Vegas married on cocaine is probably not the best start to a marriage”
― Jess Whitecroft, The James Dean Vintage

“are you quoting Adam Ant?”
― Jess Whitecroft, The James Dean Vintage

“Never mind booty clap – I can make this thing applaud.”
― Jess Whitecroft, The James Dean Vintage

“Fuck off. I don’t have time for your tingly boyparts.”
― Jess Whitecroft, These Violent Delights

“There’s something unnerving about developing a crush as an adult. It’s more fraught than the dime-a-dozen crushes of teenagers or the easy flirting of college.”
― Brooke Edwards, Mens Rea

“I don’t think that I feel anything deeply.”
― Lily Morton, The Summer of Us

“Oh, the sight of him closing his mouth around my.... Blink. Fork, Rob. The word you’re looking for is fork. Licking his lips, Zach hummed.”
― Eliott Griffen, What We Want

“I’ve had enough of this place. I just want to be together now.”
― Lily Morton, The Summer of Us

“Stop watching ‘Queer as Folk’ for advice on gay people’s problems.”
― Lily Morton, The Summer of Us

“Evan’s kisses did weird things to me.”
― Eliott Griffen, Dorm Room

“Hard muscles beneath him bunched, strong arms around his shoulders trembled, warm breath over his face tickled him.”
― Eliott Griffen, What We Want

“You know, you’ve turned me into a horndog.”
― Eliott Griffen, What We Want

“Love is scary, terrifying, but you can’t treat people like shoes.”
― Eliott Griffen, What We Want

“His heart beat faster as a familiar scent enveloped him. With a start, he realized that this was it. His race was over. He had crossed the finish line and found the love of his life. He could finally rest now.”
― Eliott Griffen, What We Want

“Soft, silky lips closed over mine, and I forgot how to breathe.”
― Eliott Griffen, My New Boss

“I twirled his Christmas red tie around my fingers and pulled.”
― Eliott Griffen, My New Boss

“My throat constricted as my ass clenched around the butt plug.”
― Eliott Griffen, My New Boss

“This was, I think, the best sex of my life." I breathed out.”
― Eliott Griffen, My New Boss