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“One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I'll never know.”
― Groucho Marx

“If at first you don't succeed then skydiving definitely isn't for you.”
― Steven Wright

“If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?”
― Steven Wright

“I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.”
― Groucho Marx

“Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.”
― Groucho Marx

“Don't Panic.”
― Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

“That's how it is on this bitch of an earth.”
― Samuel Beckett, Waiting for Godot