Michael > Michael's Quotes

“My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people.”
― Orson Welles

“I blame it on Twilight. In real life, vampires only sparkle when they're on fire.”
― Larry Correia, Monster Hunter Vendetta

“I arise in the morning torn between a desire to improve (or save) the world and a desire to enjoy (or savor) the world. This makes it hard to plan the day.”
― E. B. White