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#1

“Marriage is a wonderful institution...but who wants to live in an institution?”
― Groucho Marx

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#2

“Do you mind if I don't smoke?”
― Groucho Marx

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#3

“I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks.”
― Groucho Marx

tags: humour, nostalgia

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#4

“If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again.”
― groucho marx

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#5

“I intend to live forever, or die trying.”
― Groucho Marx

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#6

“Room service? Send up a larger room."

[A Night at the Opera]”
― Groucho Marx

tags: hotel-rooms, hotels, humor, room-service

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#7

“Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman. Then if you can get the dog to go somewhere and read the book, I might have a little fun.”
― Groucho Marx

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#8

“Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while”
― Groucho Marx

tags: humor

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#9

“Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.”
― Groucho Marx

tags: truism

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#10

“A child of five could understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.”
― Groucho Marx

tags: funny, simplicity

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#11

“He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot.”
― Groucho Marx

tags: gibe, insult

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#12

“I have nothing but respect for you -- and not much of that.”
― Groucho Marx

tags: absurd, gibe, insult

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#13

“Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.”
― Groucho Marx

tags: beatitudes, paraphrased

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#14

“Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.”
― Ernest Benn

tags: misattributed-groucho-marx, politics, problems

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#15

“I've had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.”
― Groucho Marx

tags: classic-insult

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#16

“I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.”
― Groucho Marx

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#17

“The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.”
― Groucho Marx

tags: humor, life

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#18

“When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'.”
― Groucho Marx

tags: friends, humor, jail

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#19

“Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.”
― Anthony G. Oettinger

tags: humor, misattributed-to-groucho-marx, time

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#20

“I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.”
― Groucho Marx

tags: books, humor, reading, television

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