Ivan > Ivan's Quotes

“Nice bird, asshole!”
― Scott Lynch, The Lies of Locke Lamora

“Yeah, but what if you went back and killed your own grandfather?"

He stared at me, baffled. "Why the fuck would you do that?”
― Stephen King, 11/22/63

“I am Ivan. I am a gorilla.

It’s not as easy as it looks.”
― Katherine Applegate, The One and Only Ivan

“Any man can fart in a closed room and say that he commands the wind”
― Scott Lynch, Red Seas Under Red Skies

“We’ll never survive!”
“Nonsense. You’re only saying that because no one ever has.”
― William Goldman, The Princess Bride

“Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.”
― Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy