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“the room to help me. I call her Mrs. Absolutely Positive because she always sees the positive side of things.”
― Bill Campbell, Meet the Cousins

“young teacher. He always has his phone on his desk with Facebook open.”
― Bill Campbell, Meet Maddi - Ooops!

“My dad who has a voice so loud I've nicknamed him Mr. Boom Boom is on his way home. Mom says when he gets home, we're all going to pick up a surprise dad has organized. Dad's previous surprises have included me joining a soccer team and doing a two-day circus trapeze course. You can understand why I feel a little nervous.”
― Bill Campbell, My New Buddy

“What do elves learn at school? The Elf-abet”
― ARTHUR JOHM, JOKE BOOK FOR KIDS AGES 9-12: JOKES AND RIDDLES FOR BOYS GIRLS TEENS TWEENS CHILDREN FAMILY ACTIVITY BOOK HOLIDAY HUMOUR DADS

“Bubsimouse visits grandma and grandpa”
― Siegfried Freudenfels, Bubsimouse visits grandma and grandpa

“1. Patella cuisine”
― Susan Gray, Unique Spanish Recipes Inspired by Dora The Explorer: Enjoy this Easy & Delicious Recipe

“It’s from Hagrid,’ said Harry, ripping the note open. ‘Buckbeak’s appeal – it’s set for the sixth.”
― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

“Seven half-bloods shall answer the call, To storm or fire the world must fall. An oath to keep with a final breath, And foes bear arms to the Doors of Death.”
― Rick Riordan, The Blood of Olympus

“But a word of advice: when you see Apollo, don’t mention haiku.”
― Rick Riordan, The Blood of Olympus

“Thank you, demigod. But do not press this. I will reason with Zeus when he is calmer.”
― Rick Riordan, The Blood of Olympus

“sound. The control panel vibrated slightly and started to glow. At the same time, the wall of light that was keeping the guards at bay instantly disappeared. As soon as the aliens realized this, they started running at the students again. From behind Levi and his two friends came the cries of fear from the other students. They shouted and screamed as they watched the alien creatures scamper across the floor. “Come on, come on!” Ryan said. Levi pushed the green button again on the panel. It blinked once more, but he wasn’t sure if it made a difference. Looking up, he saw the guards were only 20 yards away. The red countdown still displayed in front of his face, but it was flickering faster than it had been earlier. The moment of auto destruct must be near, he thought. “Gentlemen,” Levi sighed. “It’s been an honor to serve with you…” “Why would you say that? Why are you such a weirdo?” Kate cried as she smeared her hand over the green button. Again, it blinked, but this time the entire console illuminated with a blinding light. In another flash, Levi felt his stomach drop. And then instantly the light faded as it did before. He stood for a moment, letting his eyes readjust at the sudden shifting in light. “We’re back,” he heard Kate say. Levi rubbed his eyes and looked beyond the control panel. The detention walls were back where they should be, and the room felt ice cold. “I guess that button had to be pushed three times?” “I guess,” said Kate. “But I don’t want to guess how many times to push the button to cancel the auto destruct!” In front of Levi’s face was the red timer, blinking too fast to make sense of it. The warning of the red skull was fading in and out as a small alarm sounded off. “Everybody out of the room!” The other students didn’t hesitate and poured through the doors of detention into the hallway. Kate and Ryan helped pull the students out as Levi remained inside the room to make sure no one was left behind. Once the last person had exited, Levi stepped into the hallway. “If that thing goes off, what’s going to happen?”
― Marcus Emerson, Escape from Detention

“Naoki”
― Marcus Emerson, Spirit Week Shenanigans

“like he was being taken away by a couple secret agents or something.”
― Marcus Emerson, My Worst Frenemy

“a cheeseburger with no cheese?”
― Marcus Emerson, My Worst Frenemy

“huger is a word.”
― Marcus Emerson, My Worst Frenemy

“Suckerpunch are the good guys, okay?”
― Marcus Emerson, Beware of the Supermoon

“The thought of a blazing satyr screaming, “Die, scumbag!” as he attacked Gaea was almost enough to make Piper laugh— almost.”
― Rick Riordan, The House of Hades

“Ships to fix!” Leo said. “Festus to check! Earth goddesses to punch in the face! What are we waiting for? Leo’s back!”
― Rick Riordan, The House of Hades

“He had help,” Annabeth said. “Oh, obviously,” Reyna said. “Without you, I doubt Percy could find his way out of a paper bag.”
― Rick Riordan, The House of Hades

“Leo sighed. “Talk to the pants, Piper! ’Cause the hands are busy!” “I am not talking to the pants. Meeting in the mess hall. We’re almost to Olympia.”
― Rick Riordan, The Blood of Olympus

“Golden Rule for Demigods: Thou shalt not Hokey Pokey with psychos.”
― Rick Riordan, The Heroes of Olympus: The Demigod Diaries

“The whole reason she and her sister had run away from San Juan all those years ago...”
― Rick Riordan, The Blood of Olympus

“What happened in Albania would stay in Albania.”
― Rick Riordan, The Blood of Olympus

“The fall of the sun, the final verse.”
― Rick Riordan, The Blood of Olympus

“Leo’s voice boomed over the loudspeaker: SURRENDER! YOU ARE SURROUNDED BY ONE SPANKING HOT WAR MACHINE!”
― Rick Riordan, The Blood of Olympus

“PUT SOME CLOTHES ON!” Buford ordered.”
― Rick Riordan, The Blood of Olympus

“Last question: Will I really get zapped by lightning if I call Zeus’s Fist the “Poop Pile”? PJ: Only one way to find out! NDA: Go ahead, kid! I’m sure my dad would love to meet you. AC: Percy! Nico! PJ and NDA: Anna-be-eth!”
― Rick Riordan, Camp Half-Blood Confidential: Your Real Guide to the Demigod Training Camp

“Boys,” Annabeth interrupted, “I’m sure you both would’ve been wonderful at killing each other. But right now, you need some rest.”
― Rick Riordan, The Mark of Athena

“Coach Hedge came pounding up the stairs with Hazel at his hooves.

“Where are they?” he demanded. “Who do I kill?”

“No killing!” Annabeth ordered. “Just defend the ship!”

“But they interrupted a Chuck Norris movie!”
― Rick Riordan, The Mark of Athena

“We are cooperating,”
― Rick Riordan, The Hidden Oracle