Meet Maddi - Ooops! Quotes

“calmly said, “Thanks Bethany, I’m always ready to accept constructive criticism about my appearance from intelligent, fashionable and thoughtful people like yourself.” Bethany looked confused. Then I continued in a calm and confident voice, “But hang on, I just realized, you’re definitely not intelligent, nor thoughtful and perhaps not even fashionable, so I really couldn’t care less about your opinion.”
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“sat on either side of her. “Bye Bethany,” says Shelby in her best “I’m not scared of you” tone of voice. Ever since our last run-”
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“two large mouthfuls of food into her mouth. Suddenly her eyes widen, and she starts to cough. I guess that the extra hot chili sauce is beginning to take effect. While she is distracted, I hand her the second bottle of chili sauce. She thinks it is her soft drink and takes a large gulp. Her eyes bulge like some type of wild cartoon character, and she explodes. A mouthful of sauce and nachos flies across the table.”
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“I’m sure that one day it will turn me into a full-blown zombie!”
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“and Sue, would laugh at her “amazing” wit.”
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“Then the whole group started yelling out their complaints in a storm of jumbled words. “She made me have brown bread!” “My ham and salad roll had NO ham!” “My hotdog had tofu instead of a sausage!” “I”
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“Then the whole group started yelling out their complaints in a storm of jumbled words.”
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“constructive criticism about my appearance from intelligent, fashionable, and thoughtful people like yourself.”
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“Principal’s”
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“Once outside Shelby breaks into hysterical laughter, humiliating me even more.”
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“The ride home is pretty quiet, except for me munching my nachos and Star’s occasional coughing and whimpering that her mouth is on fire. The waiter put my nachos in a takeaway”
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“young teacher. He always has his phone on his desk with Facebook open.”
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“I personally think the second fire unit and the two ambulances were a bit over the top.”
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“Mom always taught me the best way to deal with bullies is to ignore them or stand-up to them. I decided to try a bit of both. First I just totally ignored MG’s nasty comments and I kept talking to Shelby. After about 5 minutes of ignoring MG’s little rant, I saw Shelby’s face begin to show her anger at her friend being insulted. I put my hand softly on her shoulder and said, “It’s okay, I’ll handle this.” I turned to MG and calmly said, “Thanks Bethany, I’m always ready to accept constructive criticism about my appearance from intelligent, fashionable and thoughtful people like yourself.” Bethany looked confused. Then I continued in a calm and confident voice, “But hang on, I just realized, you’re definitely not intelligent, nor thoughtful and perhaps not even fashionable, so I really couldn’t care less about your opinion.” Shelby”
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“That phone disappeared so fast into his pocket that he may have set a new “hide the phone, speed record”.”
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“But hang on, I just realized, you’re definitely not intelligent, nor thoughtful and perhaps not even fashionable, so I really couldn’t care less about your opinion.”
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“She made me have brown bread!” “My ham and salad roll had NO ham!” “My hotdog had tofu instead of a sausage!” “I ordered a bag of chips and I got carrot and celery sticks!” “She scraped all the icing off my cake and said there was enough sugar in the cake!” “And I wanted a chocolate milkshake and she gave me a green smoothie, gross!!!! It looked like snot!”
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“She is really into those yucky green drinks with vegetables in them…gross!”
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“On the trip to lunch, Mom and Demi chatted constantly, while Star and I sat in the back seat – in total silence! In the restaurant, things continued much the same, until in a moment of unexpected meanness, Star tips her glass of juice into my lap. I squeal as the cold liquid hits my thighs. Finally Mom and Demi stop talking. They both grab some napkins and start to try and soak up the mess. The waiter comes over too and helps clean up the juice. He even replaces Star’s drink. Star keeps saying that she is sorry. I know she doesn’t mean it. Mom says, “Don’t worry dear, accidents happen.” Star gives me her best fake smile and winks at me. I feel like tipping my juice over Star’s head but show some restraint and decide to wait for a better chance for revenge. The meals arrive, Star and I both have nachos with little side dishes of sour cream and chilli sauce. The chilli sauce is in a bottle that looks like a soda bottle. Star announces that she needs to go to the bathroom and I see my chance. As the waiter goes past I ask if I can I swap my chilli sauce for extra hot chilli sauce. I think he feels sorry for me and rushes off to change the sauce bottles. I quickly swap it with the bottle next to Star’s plate. Star returns and grabs the extra hot sauce bottle and dumps the whole lot over her nachos. She must be hungry, as she quickly scoffs two large mouthfuls of food into her mouth. Suddenly her eyes widen and she starts to cough. I guess that the extra hot chilli sauce is starting to take effect. While she is distracted I hand her the second bottle of chilli sauce, she thinks it is her soft drink and takes a large gulp. Her eyes bulge like some type of wild cartoon character and she explodes. A mouthful of sauce and nachos flies across the table. A bit hits Mom, but most of it splashes onto Demi. Needless to say, after that, lunch is over. The ride home is pretty quiet, except for me munching my nachos and Star’s occasional coughing and whimpering that her mouth is on fire. The waiter put my nachos in a take-away container and with a wink said, “Careful with that sauce.” Demi and Star head off in their car as soon as we got home. Mom gave me a stern look and asked if I had anything to do with what happened at lunch. I just smiled and replied, “I think those nachos had a dash of karma.”
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“She scraped all the icing off my cake and said there was enough sugar in the cake!” “And I wanted a chocolate milkshake and she gave me a green smoothie, gross!!!! It looked like snot!”
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“ambulances were a bit over the top. Nobody got hurt and the fire was only in the waste paper basket.   I’ve”
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“Miss Barbie is one delicate princess!”
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“Star announces that she needs to go to the bathroom and I see my chance. As the waiter goes past I ask if I can I swap my chilli sauce for extra hot chilli sauce. I think he feels sorry for me and rushes off to change the sauce bottles. I quickly swap it with the bottle next to Star’s plate.   Star returns and grabs the extra hot sauce bottle and dumps the whole lot over her nachos. She must be hungry, as she quickly scoffs two large mouthfuls of food into her mouth. Suddenly her eyes widen and she starts to cough. I guess that the extra hot chilli sauce is starting to take effect. While she is distracted I hand her the second bottle of chilli sauce, she thinks it is her soft drink and takes a large gulp. Her eyes bulge like some type of wild cartoon character and she explodes. A mouthful of sauce and nachos flies across the table. A bit hits Mom, but most of it splashes onto Demi. Needless to say, after that, lunch is over.   The”
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“Madonna Bull,”
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“She is really into those yucky green drinks with vegetables in them…gross!  ”
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