Justin > Justin's Quotes

“We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be.”
― Kurt Vonnegut, Mother Night

“Eighty percent of success is showing up.”
― Woody Allen

“The story so far:
In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.”
― Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe

“To place man properly at the present time, he stands somewhere between the angels and the French.”
― Mark Twain