Suzanne > Suzanne's Quotes

“Don't mess with a wizard when he's wizarding!”
― Jim Butcher

“You rush a miracle worker, you get lousy miracles!”
― Jim Butcher, Small Favor

“Hell's bells, irony blows.”
― Jim Butcher, Blood Rites

“Laughter is good for you. Nine out of ten stand-up comedians recommend laughter in the face of intense stupidity.”
― Jim Butcher, Proven Guilty

“There's a fine line between audacity and idiocy.”
― Jim Butcher, Turn Coat

“Hell's holy stars and freaking stones shit bells.”
― Jim Butcher, Blood Rites

“Sullen monosyllabism, a sure sign of sleep deprivation.”
― Jim Butcher, Death Masks

“Harry Dresden. Saving the world, one act of random destruction at a time.”
― Jim Butcher, Mean Streets

“I love being a wizard. Every day is like Disneyland.”
― Jim Butcher, Turn Coat

“Sticks and stones may break your bones, but Chinese throwing stars get you a dozen stitches.”
― Jim Butcher, Dead Beat

“My gast was pretty well flabbered.”
― Jim Butcher, Ghost Story

“Thank God for wisecracks.”
― Jim Butcher, Storm Front

“Discretion is the better part of not getting exsanguinated.”
― Jim Butcher, Blood Rites

“...It's just one hour. Just one little hour. What could happen in one hour?”
― Jim Butcher, Ghost Story