Kelli > Kelli's Quotes

“She raised her eyebrows, looping her hands around his neck and wriggling provocatively. 'Looks like I've just been promoted to Alpha then, huh?'

Lucien made a face. 'Well the job is yours if you want it, but I should warn you that the contract is bull crap. I've received none of the perks that were promised.'

'Perks?'

'Oh, you know... a lifetime supply of beer and foot massages, a harem of women to bathe and clothe me etcetera...'

She snorted and pulled back from him. 'Harem of women?'

He grinned unrepentantly. 'Did I mention my sense of humour is greatly underappreciated?”
― Samantha Young, Blood Solstice

“Curran looked back at me. "Why is it you always attract creeps?"

"You tell me." Ha! Walked right into that one, yes, he did.”
― Ilona Andrews, Magic Strikes

“The vampire stared at me, his mouth slack as Ghastek assessed his options. I took a couple of forms from my desk, put them into the vamp's mouth, and pulled them up by their edges.
"What are you doing?" Ghastek asked.
"My hole puncher broke."
"You have no respect for the undead.”
― Ilona Andrews, Magic Burns

“So? What are you going to do about it? Throw your mashed potatoes at me? I'm consumed by terror.”
― Jennifer L. Armentrout, Half-Blood

“Here’s to books, the cheapest vacation you can buy.”
― Charlaine Harris

“If there were an international butt competition, Eric would win, hands down—or cheeks up.”
― Charlaine Harris, Dead to the World

“...you have to get rid of my wings!" I plead
"But, I like your wings," he says, smiling sweetly while stroking them again.
I swear, if he keeps doing that I might purr like a kitten”
― Amy A. Bartol

“Can you imagine what I’m going to have to write on the insurance claim form? Attacked by aliens and blood sucking vampire things.”

“I don’t think that would go down well!”

“Yeah, I may have to come up with another, more plausible scenario.”

“Attacked by Big Foot instead?” He chuckled. “Yeah, much more believable.”
― Tracey Lee Campbell, Starcrossed: Perigee

“Just give me a second. Attempting to give a fuck...Attempting harder to give a fuck...Sorry, there was an error; fuck not given.”
― Suzanne Wright, Feral Sins

“Even bitches can get a break in life.”
― Suzanne Wright, From Rags

“- "Why don't you like to be touched?"
- "Because I'm fifty shades of fucked-up, Anastasia”
― E.L. James, Fifty Shades of Grey

“Laters, baby.”
― E.L. James, Fifty Shades of Grey

“I make mistakes; I'll be the second to admit it.”
― Jean Kerr, The Snake Has All the Lines

“It’s like King Arthur, but Lancelot is a butcher and Guinevere is knocked up.”
― Gordon Andrews, Kate's Origin

“Eugenia’s mouth formed an O shape, her eyes wide and a little wet.
Now I had not only told her Santa wasn’t real, I’d told her the Easter Bunny went on killing sprees to eat the children who didn’t find his eggs.”
― Sierra Dean, Keeping Secret

“It is better to remain silent at the risk of being thought a fool, than to talk and remove all doubt of it.”
― Maurice Switzer, Mrs. Goose, Her Book

“You stole my car."

"Borrowed it I did, return it I will."

"Okay Yoda, can I have the woman whose body you stole back?”
― Amelia Hutchins, Fighting Destiny

“I’m not the kind of man to woo anyone. I can make her scream my name to the rafters, isn’t that enough wooing?”
― Amelia Hutchins, Escaping Destiny

“I refused to look back. I wasn’t dumb enough to turn around and peek over my shoulder. I was the type who yelled at the girls in scary movies who did so.”
― Amelia Hutchins, Taunting Destiny

“Death wants to gank me. Must be Tuesday.”
― Kresley Cole, Endless Knight

“Sometimes I'm amazed I've made it this far in life without ever being punched in the face.”
― Donna Augustine, Karma

“And you were instrumental in capturing Richter?" "Yeah. He was a squirrel." I heard Charles snicker in the background. "Lissa, this is no time for humor." "But he was. A squirrel, I mean. Richter was a vampire shapeshifter.”
― Connie Suttle, Blood Royal

“It's nothing," I shook my head. "How much night do we have left?"

"Six hours," Karzac said.

"Good enough," I said, and misted away.

"She said that the first night she was here and then went out to kill sixteen priests," Karzac sighed when Lissa disappeared.”
― Connie Suttle, Blood Domination