Steve Merrick > Steve's Quotes

“Donald Trump is nuts, his party is chock full of nuts too, and that is bad news for Americans with a nut allergy.”
― Steve Merrick

“Gravity (Terms and conditions apply)”
― Steve Merrick

“I think academics and intellectuals are the natural enemies of imagination and intelligence.”
― Steve Merrick, The Navigator

“I have zero respect for knowledge, that’s what computers are for. Imagination is the kicker because imagination can extrapolate, create and solve, Knowledge is just facts and shit. Mostly irrelevant.”
Kego O'Grady in The Navigator By Steve Merrick”
― Steve Merrick

“I would wish you gods speed but I don’t want you to waste time looking for him.”
― Steve Merrick, The Navigator

“No Navigator, we are just going with the flow of it all.”
007 In The Navigator by Steve Merrick”
― Steve Merrick

“No, It’s not failed, it’s correcting itself through failure,"
Kego O'Grady in the Navogator by Steve Merrick.”
― Steve Merrick

“Look in Kego’s defense he was only Nine and a half when he took command of the ship and she had been put way off course by her captain and you lot would all be dead if it wasn’t for him.”
Jenny Smith In The Navigator by Steve Merrick”
― Steve Merrick

“These hooves were made for walking.”
― Steve Merrick

“How did I get where I am.” If your answer is anything but dumb luck then you are sadly deluding yourself.”
― Steve Merrick

“Theres nothing more fun than a kitten in zero gravity.”
― Steve Merrick

“We apologise for interrupting your life but we have an important message from our sponsors the Konichiwa collective software, it's a waking sub routine,”
― Steve Merrick, The Konichiwa Collective

“With the caution of a gazelle I looked to the closed door ahead of it, and feeling a tickle of fear in my knotted stomach I entered this tube.”
― Steve Merrick, The Konichiwa Collective

“It's all about emotions, they rule us all. The way we perceive reality is linked to how happy or sad we are, it even affects our perception of time, so this is an emotional problem and I am unable to fathom it at all.”
― Steve Merrick, The Konichiwa Collective

“If only I had objected harder, or ordered him or something. It could have been different. It should have been different. None of this was meant to happen this way......”
― Steve Merrick, The Konichiwa Collective

“The mind interprets the real world and this is as real as real can be but you have to ask yourself, how often you have met a talking orchid?”
― Steve Merrick, The Konichiwa Collective

“Pat the little Spaceman on the head and get him to shut up, so we can get on with the important works of making the very same mistakes we made on planet Earth in the first place!”
― Steve Merrick, The Konichiwa Collective

“Hmm what wine is this love thing that your species has, not necessary even on a good day, but like a mob of maniac limpets you cling to it.”
― Steve Merrick, The Konichiwa Collective

“His universe was an analogue being, probably as out of date as the gods are.”
― Steve Merrick, The Konichiwa Collective

“Talking Sea horses would be ridiculous”
― Steve Merrick, The Konichiwa Collective

“is she some kind of efficient incompetent.”
― Steve Merrick, The Konichiwa Collective

“Meanwhile in the valley, Alice was having a confusing conversation with a starling.”
― Steve Merrick, The Konichiwa Collective

“NONE OF THIS IS REAL EXCEPT THE LESSONS YOU LEARN”
― Steve Merrick, The Konichiwa Collective

“Ok if they had a problem their system of parties basically took polarised positions about it, and if you look at them like they were an atom, then call the problem the protons, and the parties electrons, all that they could do was orbit the problem doing absolutely nothing about it. Are you following my thought chain here?”
― Steve Merrick, The Konichiwa Collective

“Ok is there anyone here who isn't injured?” She let the silence last a bit longer theatrically, then laughed. “Why are we still here?” Nods of confusion and one derisory snort later she laughed again. “Ok are we or are we not frakking commonwealth soldiers? Have we or have we not survived repeated balls ups throughout all of our careers.” One wolf whistle and a lot of nods. “Are we going to give up.”
― Steve Merrick, The Legend Of The Blue Dasher

“I don't know how far it got, but it looked pretty flightworthy from where I was standing,”
― Steve Merrick, The Legend Of The Blue Dasher

“Psychology and art are never easy bedfellows.”
― Steve Merrick, The Legend Of The Blue Dasher

“Tried to figure a logic of it, but the dots had collapsed like marbles and that had been good”
― Steve Merrick, The Legend Of The Blue Dasher

“Well if its the right way round she should push thats all.”
― Steve Merrick

“The ancient greeks called all of those stars and planets in our night sky. "Wanderers." I don't think anyone has come up with a better name for all of those lovely suns.”
― Steve Merrick