The Konichiwa Collective Quotes

“It's all about emotions, they rule us all. The way we perceive reality is linked to how happy or sad we are, it even affects our perception of time, so this is an emotional problem and I am unable to fathom it at all.”
― Steve Merrick, The Konichiwa Collective

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― Steve Merrick, The Konichiwa Collective

“Nuts is to subjective a word and in this context your insistence on sanity is quite irr”
― Steve Merrick, The Konichiwa Collective

“Ok if they had a problem their system of parties basically took polarised positions about it, and if you look at them like they were an atom, then call the problem the protons, and the parties electrons, all that they could do was orbit the problem doing absolutely nothing about it. Are you following my thought chain here?”
― Steve Merrick, The Konichiwa Collective

“NONE OF THIS IS REAL EXCEPT THE LESSONS YOU LEARN”
― Steve Merrick, The Konichiwa Collective

“Meanwhile in the valley, Alice was having a confusing conversation with a starling.”
― Steve Merrick, The Konichiwa Collective

“is she some kind of efficient incompetent.”
― Steve Merrick, The Konichiwa Collective

“Talking Sea horses would be ridiculous”
― Steve Merrick, The Konichiwa Collective

“His universe was an analogue being, probably as out of date as the gods are.”
― Steve Merrick, The Konichiwa Collective

“Hmm what wine is this love thing that your species has, not necessary even on a good day, but like a mob of maniac limpets you cling to it.”
― Steve Merrick, The Konichiwa Collective

“Pat the little Spaceman on the head and get him to shut up, so we can get on with the important works of making the very same mistakes we made on planet Earth in the first place!”
― Steve Merrick, The Konichiwa Collective

“The mind interprets the real world and this is as real as real can be but you have to ask yourself, how often you have met a talking orchid?”
― Steve Merrick, The Konichiwa Collective

“If only I had objected harder, or ordered him or something. It could have been different. It should have been different. None of this was meant to happen this way......”
― Steve Merrick, The Konichiwa Collective

“With the caution of a gazelle I looked to the closed door ahead of it, and feeling a tickle of fear in my knotted stomach I entered this tube.”
― Steve Merrick, The Konichiwa Collective