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“Faith may be defined briefly as an illogical belief in the occurrence of the improbable.”
― H.L. Mencken, Prejudices: Third Series

“Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.”
― Groucho Marx, The Essential Groucho: Writings For By And About Groucho Marx

“Politics is the only field of human endeavor where the more experience you have, the worse you get.”
― Kinky Friedman

“Memory is the diary that chronicles things that never happened or couldn't possibly have happened.”
― Oscar Wilde

“You believe in a book that has talking animals, wizards, witches, demons, sticks turning into snakes, burning bushes, food falling from the sky, people walking on water, and all sorts of magical, absurd and primitive stories, and you say that we are the ones that need help?”
― Mark Twain

“The root of all superstition is that men observe when a thing hits, but not when it misses.”
― Francis Bacon

“If you can talk brilliantly about a problem, it can create the consoling illusion that it has been mastered.”
― Stanley Kubrick

“There is nothing more exhilarating than to be shot at with no result.”
― Winston Churchill

“Obviously crime pays, or there'd be no crime.”
― G. Gordon Liddy

“Women should be obscene and not heard.”
― Paul Meredith Potter

“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”
― Albert Einstein

“I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.”
― Hunter S. Thompson