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“What rattled and thumped was a knotted towel full of melting ice cubes. Somebody who loved me very much had put them on the back of my head. Somebody who loved me less had bashed in the back of my skull. It could have been the same person. People have moods.”
― Raymond Chandler, Playback

“The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.”
― Groucho Marx

“God is a comedian playing to an audience that is too afraid to laugh.”
― Voltaire

“Words," said the host, at length, "is worse'n bullets. You never know what they'll hit.”
― Max Brand, The Night Horseman

“I mean, if you're asking a fellow to come out of a room so that you can dismember him with a carving knife, it's absurd to tack a 'sir' on to every sentence. The two things don't go together.”
― P.G. Wodehouse, Thank You, Jeeves