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“Trout, incidentally, had written a book about a money tree. It had twenty-dollar bills for leaves. Its flowers were government bonds. Its fruit was diamonds. It attracted human beings who killed each other around the roots and made very good fertilizer.”
― Kurt Vonnegut, Slaughterhouse-Five

“Paranoid? Probably. But just because you're paranoid doesn't mean there isn't an invisible demon about to eat your face.”
― Jim Butcher, Storm Front

“I long for exclamation marks, but I'm drowning in ellipses.”
― Isaac Marion, Warm Bodies

“You put us through all that for a book? Why'

'Well number one: He had it and it's mine. And number two: It's mine and he had it.”
― F. Paul Wilson, Bloodline