Daren Doucet > Daren's Quotes

“I got a big hole to dig in my back yard for my septic system. Wait a minute... where did my freinds go???”
― Daren Doucet

“What matters in life is not what happens to you but what you remember and how you remember it.”
― Gabriel Garcia Marquez

“I am the Trolley of Love. Free rides before noon and after 11:58 am!
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― Dark Jar Tin Zoo, Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

“The most enjoyable book in the world is the phone book, because think of all the sex that went into creating the content.”
― Jarod Kintz, 99 Cents For Some Nonsense

“Leave me with my leftover meatloaf and my Yesterday Sandwich. I’ll be in love tomorrow, if you come back with the ketchup.”
― Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.

“I think a cool band name would be War Dwarf. Of course, I’m entirely too tall and peaceful to be a member. Not to mention nonmusical.
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― Jarod Kintz, How to construct a coffin with six karate chops

“Unless God has raised you up for this very thing, you will be worn out by the opposition of men and devils. But if God be for you, who can be against you? Are all of them together stronger than God? O be not weary of well doing!”
― John Wesley