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  • #1
    Tom Robbins
    “...disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business....”
    Tom Robbins, Even Cowgirls Get the Blues

  • #2
    May Sarton
    “We have to dare to be ourselves, however frightening or strange that self may prove to be.”
    May Sarton

  • #3
    Stephen Fry
    “Books are no more threatened by Kindle than stairs by elevators.”
    Stephen Fry

  • #4
    Chuck Palahniuk
    “The one you love and the one who loves you are never, ever the same person.”
    Chuck Palahniuk, Invisible Monsters

  • #5
    Chuck Palahniuk
    “We all die. The goal isn't to live forever, the goal is to create something that will.”
    Chuck Palahniuk, Diary

  • #6
    Chuck Palahniuk
    “I don't want to die without any scars.”
    Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club

  • #7
    “Children are like poems. They're beautiful -- to their creators -- but to others they're just silly and fucking annoying.”
    Doug Stanhope

  • #8
    Sukarno
    “I hate imperialism. I detest colonialism. And I fear the consequences of their last bitter struggle for life. We are determined, that our nation, and the world as a whole, shall not be the play thing of one small corner of the world”
    Soekarno

  • #9
    George Orwell
    “When the white man turns tyrant, it is his own freedom that he destroys.”
    George Orwell, Shooting an Elephant

  • #10
    Jack Kerouac
    “[...]the only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars and in the middle you see the blue centerlight pop and everybody goes “Awww!”
    Jack Kerouac, On the Road

  • #11
    Jack Kerouac
    “Happiness consists in realizing it is all a great strange dream”
    Jack Kerouac

  • #12
    Chuck Palahniuk
    “You buy furniture. You tell yourself, this is the last sofa I will ever need in my life. Buy the sofa, then for a couple years you're satisfied that no matter what goes wrong, at least you've got your sofa issue handled. Then the right set of dishes. Then the perfect bed. The drapes. The rug. Then you're trapped in your lovely nest, and the things you used to own, now they own you.”
    Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club

  • #13
    George Carlin
    “Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.”
    George Carlin, When Will Jesus Bring The Pork Chops?

  • #14
    Chuck Palahniuk
    “It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything.”
    Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club

  • #15
    Chuck Palahniuk
    “If you love something set it free, but don't be surprised if it comes back with herpes.”
    Chuck Palahniuk

  • #16
    Chuck Palahniuk
    “Until you find something to fight for, you settle for something to fight against.”
    chuck palahniuk

  • #17
    Chuck Palahniuk
    “In a world where billions believe their deity conceived a mortal child with a virgin human, it's stunning how little imagination most people display.”
    Chuck Palahniuk, Rant: An Oral Biography of Buster Casey

  • #18
    Chuck Palahniuk
    “Parenthood is the opiate of the masses.”
    Chuck Palahniuk

  • #19
    Tom Robbins
    “We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love.”
    Tom Robbins

  • #20
    Chuck Palahniuk
    “All the demons of Hell formerly reigned as gods in previous cultures. No it's not fair, but one man's god is another man's devil. As each subsequent civilization became a dominant power, among its first acts was to depose and demonize whoever the previous culture had worshipped. The Jews attacked Belial, the god of the Babylonians. The Christians banished Pan and Loki anda Mars, the respective deities of the ancient Greeks and Celts and Romans. The Anglican British banned belief in the Australian aboriginal spirits known as the Mimi. Satan is depicted with cloven hooves because Pan had them, and he carries a pitchfork based on the trident carried by Neptune. As each deity was deposed, it was relegated to Hell. For gods so long accustomed to receiving tribute and loving attention, of course this status shift put them into a foul mood.”
    Chuck Palahniuk, Damned

  • #21
    Chuck Palahniuk
    “If you ask me, most people have children just as their own enthusiasm about life begins to wane.”
    Chuck Palahniuk, Damned

  • #22
    Chuck Palahniuk
    “As the child outlives the father,so must the character bury the author.”
    Chuck Palahniuk, Damned

  • #23
    Christopher Hitchens
    “The four most over-rated things in life are champagne, lobster, anal sex, and picnics.”
    Christopher Hitchens

  • #24
    Chuck Palahniuk
    “The damaged loves the damaged.”
    Chuck Palahniuk, Snuff

  • #25
    Hunter S. Thompson
    “Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming "Wow! What a Ride!”
    Hunter S. Thompson, The Proud Highway: Saga of a Desperate Southern Gentleman, 1955-1967

  • #26
    Hunter S. Thompson
    “We are all alone, born alone, die alone, and—in spite of True Romance magazines—we shall all someday look back on our lives and see that, in spite of our company, we were alone the whole way. I do not say lonely—at least, not all the time—but essentially, and finally, alone. This is what makes your self-respect so important, and I don't see how you can respect yourself if you must look in the hearts and minds of others for your happiness.”
    Hunter S. Thompson, The Proud Highway: Saga of a Desperate Southern Gentleman, 1955-1967

  • #27
    Jimi Hendrix
    “Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens”
    Jimi Hendrix

  • #28
    Jimi Hendrix
    “You have to go on and be crazy. Craziness is like heaven. ”
    Jimi Hendrix

  • #29
    Chuck Palahniuk
    “The way to get a babe to act in a blue movie is you offer her a million dollars. The way to get a dude is you just have to ask him.”
    Chuck Palahniuk, Snuff

  • #30
    Tom Robbins
    “A sense of humor...is superior to any religion so far devised.”
    Tom Robbins, Jitterbug Perfume



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