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“When in danger or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout.”
― Herman Wouk

“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.”
― Jim Henson

“Yeah, well. You're my best friend, you know, and I love you.”
― Brendan Halpin, Forever Changes

“The world is like a cucumber—today it's in your hand, tomorrow up your arse.”
― Lawrence Durrell, The Alexandria Quartet

“What fresh hell is this?”
― Dorothy Parker, The Portable Dorothy Parker

“I never met a man half so true as a dog. Treat a dog right, and he'll treat you right. He'll keep you company, be your friend, and never ask you no questions. Cats is different, but I never held that against 'em.”
― Mary Ann Shaffer, The Guernsey Literary and Potato Peel Pie Society

“I like men who have a future and women who have a past.”
― Oscar Wilde