Andreas Schwartmann > Andreas's Quotes

“So many books, so little time.”
― Frank Zappa

“Jazz isn't dead. It just smells funny.”
― Frank Zappa

“Information is not knowledge.
Knowledge is not wisdom.
Wisdom is not truth.
Truth is not beauty.
Beauty is not love.
Love is not music.
Music is THE BEST.”
― Frank Zappa

“Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid.”
― Frank Zappa, The Real Frank Zappa Book

“If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.”
― Frank Zappa

“Definition of rock journalism: People who can't write, doing interviews with people who can't think, in order to prepare articles for people who can't read.”
― Frank Zappa, The Real Frank Zappa Book

“There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.”
― Frank Zappa

“Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff.”
― Frank Zappa

“Interviewer: 'So Frank, you have long hair. Does that make you a woman?'
Frank Zappa: 'You have a wooden leg. Does that make you a table?”
― Frank Zappa

“Art is making something out of nothing, and selling it.”
― Frank Zappa

“Music is the only religion that delivers the goods.”
― Frank Zappa

“Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block of the universe. I dispute that. I say there is more stupidity than hydrogen, and that is the basic building block of the universe.”
― Frank Zappa

“A room without books is like a body without a soul.”
― Marcus Tullius Cicero

“Life is what happens to us while we are making other plans.”
― Allen Saunders