Quotes - Saira (SairaZulfiqar) Showing 1-11 of 11

#1

“Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.”
― Bernard M. Baruch

#2

“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”
― Albert Einstein

tags: attributed-no-source, human-nature, humor, infinity, philosophy, science, stupidity, universe

#3

“You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.”
― Dr. Seuss

tags: attributed-no-source, dreams, love, reality, sleep

#4

“A room without books is like a body without a soul.”
― Marcus Tullius Cicero

tags: attributed-no-source, books, simile, soul

#5

“You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.”
― Mae West

tags: humor, life

#6

“Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.”
― Oscar Wilde

#7

“So many books, so little time.”
― Frank Zappa

tags: books, humor

#8

“The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid.”
― Jane Austen, Northanger Abbey

tags: aliteracy, books, classic, humor

#9

“If you were half as funny as you think you are, you'd be twice as funny as you really are.”
― H.N. Turteltaub, The Sacred Land

#10

“If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?”
― Jerry Seinfeld

tags: books, funny

#11

“Don't be so humble - you are not that great.”
― Golda Meir

tags: funny, golda, meir, true

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