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  • #1
    John Flanagan
    “That taught us how to block a sword with two knives. But what if an ax man's coming at me?"
    Gilan looked suspicious. "An ax man? I don't recommend trying to block an ax with two knives."
    But Will wouldn't take no for an answer. "But what if he's charging at me?" Horace walked over.
    Gilan looked away. "Uh...shoot him."
    Horace intervened. "Can't, his bowstring's broken."
    Gilan gritted his teeth. "Run and hide."
    Will kept on him. "There's a sheer cliff behind me."
    Horace caught on. "There's a sheer cliff behind him, and his bowstring's broken. What should he do?"
    Gilan thought for a moment. "Jump off the cliff, it'll be less messy that way.”
    John Flanagan, The Burning Bridge

  • #2
    John Flanagan
    “...at the time, King Herbert felt that to remain safe, the kingdom needed an effective intelligence force."

    "An intelligent force?" said Will.

    "Not intelligent. Intelligence. Although it does help if your intelligence force was also intelligent.”
    John Flanagan, The Ruins of Gorlan

  • #3
    John Flanagan
    “Sirrah, my companion chooses to engage you in knightly combat!" Halt said. The horseman stiffened, sitting upright in his saddle. Halt noticed that he nearly lost his balance at this unexpected piece of news.
    Nightly cermbat?" he replied, "Yewer cermpenion ers no knight!"
    Halt nodded hugely, making sure the man could see the gesture.
    Oh yes he is!" he called back. "He is Sir Horace of the Order of the Feuille du Chene." He paused and muttered to himself, "Or should that have been Crepe du Chene? Never mind."
    What did you tell him?" Horace asked, slinging his buckler around from where it hung at his back and setting it on his left arm.
    I said you were Sir Horace of the Order of the Oakleaf." Halt said to him, then added uncertainly, "At least, I think that's what I told him. I may have said you were of the Order of the Oak Pancake.”
    John Flanagan

  • #4
    John Flanagan
    “So I sent Halt to straighten matters out. Thought it might be a good idea to give him something to keep him busy."
    So what's Digby got to complain about?" Rodney asked. It was obvious from his tone that he felt no sympathy for the recalcitrant commander of Barga Hold.
    The Baron gestured for Lady Pauline to explain.
    Apparently," she said,"Halt threw him into the moat.”
    John Flanagan, The Burning Bridge

  • #5
    John Flanagan
    “I wonder," she said. "Does this castle have a moat?"

    A group of servants were busy emptying the privy buckets into the moat when they were startled by a sudden drawn-out cry. They looked up in time see a scarlet-and-gold clad figure sail out of a first-story window, turn over once and then land with an enormus splash in the dark, rancid waters. They shrugged and went back to work.”
    John Flanagan, The Burning Bridge

  • #6
    John Flanagan
    “After all, he did say you were the issue of an encounter between your father and a traeling hatcha-hatcha dancer."
    There was a gasp of horror from the crowd.
    Duncan, smiling thinly, said through gritted teeth: "Thank you so much for reminding us all, Anthony.”
    John Flanagan, The Battle for Skandia

  • #7
    Rick Riordan
    “Ever had a flying burrito hit you? Well, it's a deadly projectile, right up there with cannonballs and grenades.”
    Rick Riordan, The Titan’s Curse

  • #8
    Rick Riordan
    “In a way, it's nice to know that there are Greek gods out there, because you have somebody to blame when things go wrong. For instance, when you're walking away from a bus that's just been attacked by monster hags and blown up by lightning, and it's raining on top of everything else, most people might think that's just really bad luck; when you're a half-blood, you understand that some devine force is really trying to mess up your day.”
    Rick Riordan, The Titan's Curse

  • #9
    Rick Riordan
    “Deadlines just aren't real to me until I'm staring one in the face.”
    Rick Riordan, The Lightning Thief

  • #10
    Rick Riordan
    “With great power... comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later.”
    Rick Riordan, The Last Olympian

  • #11
    Rick Riordan
    “You deal with mythological stuff for a few years, you learn that paradises are usually places where you get killed.”
    Rick Riordan, The Battle of the Labyrinth

  • #12
    Rick Riordan
    “Dreams like a podcast,
    Downloading truth in my ears.
    They tell me cool stuff."
    "Apollo?" I guess, because I figured nobody else could make a haiku that bad.
    He put his finger to his lips. "I'm incognito. Call me Fred."
    "A god named Fred?”
    Rick Riordan

  • #13
    Rick Riordan
    “What if it lines up like it did in the Trojan War ... Athena versus Poseidon?"
    "I don't know. But I just know that I'll be fighting next to you."
    "Why?"
    "Because you're my friend, Seaweed Brain. Any more stupid questions?”
    Rick Riordan, The Lightning Thief

  • #14
    Rick Riordan
    “The real story of the Fleece: there were these two children of Zeus, Cadmus and Europa, okay? They were about to get offered up as human sacrifices, when they prayed to Zeus to save them. So Zeus sent this magical flying ram with golden wool, which picked them up in Greece and carried them all the way to Colchis in Asia Minor. Well, actually it carried Cadmus. Europa fell off and died along the way, but that's not important."
    "It was probably important to her.”
    Rick Riordan, The Sea of Monsters

  • #15
    Rick Riordan
    “I nodded, looking at Rachel with respect. "You hit the Lord of the Titans in the eye with a blue plastic hairbrush.”
    Rick Riordan

  • #16
    Rick Riordan
    “New lesson, class. Most monsters will vaporize when sliced with a celestial bronze sword. This change is perfectly normal, and will happen to you right now if you don't BACK OFF!" - Percy”
    Rick Riordan, The Battle of the Labyrinth

  • #17
    Rick Riordan
    “Mythologically speaking, if there's anything I hate worse than trios of old ladies, it's bulls. Last summer, I fought the Minotaur on top of Half-Blood Hill. This time what I saw up there was even worse: two bulls. And not just regular bulls - bronze ones the size of elephants. And even that wasn't bad enough. Naturally they had to breathe fire, too.”
    Rick Riordan, The Sea of Monsters

  • #18
    Rick Riordan
    “All I could think of was that the teachers must've found the illegal stash of candy I'd been selling out of my dorms room. Or maybe they'd realized I got my Essay on Tom Sawyer from the Internet without ever reading the book and now they were going to take away my grade. Or worse, they were going to make me read the book.”
    Rick Riordan, The Lightning Thief

  • #19
    Rick Riordan
    “Afterward, I had the last laugh. I made an air bubble at the bottom of the lake. Our friends kept waiting for us to come up, but hey-when you are the son of Poseidon, you don't have to hurry. And it was pretty much the best underwater kiss of all time.”
    Rick Riordan

  • #20
    Rick Riordan
    “I said hello to the poodle.”
    Rick Riordan, The Lightning Thief

  • #21
    Rick Riordan
    “It's him," I said. "Typhon."
    I was seriously hoping Chiron would say something good, like 'No, that's our huge friend Leroy! He's going to help us!”
    Rick Riordan

  • #22
    Rick Riordan
    Braccas meas vescimini!"
    I wasn't sure where the Latin came from. I think it meant 'Eat my pants!”
    Rick Riordan, The Lightning Thief

  • #23
    Rick Riordan
    “My name is Percy Jackson.
    I'm twelve years old. Until a few months ago, I was a boarding student at Yancy Academy, a private school for troubled kids in upstate New York.
    Am I a troubled kid?
    Yeah. You could say that.”
    Rick Riordan, The Lightning Thief

  • #24
    Rick Riordan
    “The throne rumbled. A wave of gale-force anger slammed into me.
    WHO DARES-
    The voice stopped abruptly, The anger retreated, which was a good thing, because just those two words had almost blasted my mind to shreds.
    Percy. My fathers voice was still angry but more controlled. What-exactly-are you doing on my throne?
    "I'm sorry, Father," I said. "I needed to get your attention."
    This was a very dangerous thing to do. Even for you. If I hadn't looked before I blasted, you would now be a puddle of seawater.
    Rick Riordan, The Last Olympian

  • #25
    Rick Riordan
    “She whirled when the monster was almost on top of her. I thought the thing in her hands was an umbrella until she cranked the pump and the shotgun blast blew the giant twenty feet backwards, right into Nico's sword.
    "Nice one," Paul said.
    "When did you learn to fire a shotgun?" I demanded.
    My mom blew the hair out of her face. "About two seconds ago. Percy, we'll be fine. Go!”
    Rick Riordan, The Last Olympian

  • #26
    Rick Riordan
    “Monkey bar," Annabeth said. "I'm great at these." She leaped onto to the first rung and start swinging her way across. She was scared of tiny spiders, but not of plummeting to her death from a set of monkey bars. Go figure.”
    Rick Riordan, The Battle of the Labyrinth

  • #27
    Rick Riordan
    “Very well! It shall be as you say. But my son, pray this works.
    I am praying. I'm talking to you, right?
    Oh...yes. Good point. Amphitrite - incoming!”
    Rick Riordan, The Last Olympian

  • #28
    Rick Riordan
    “Even strength must bow to wisdom sometimes.”
    Rick Riordan, The Lightning Thief

  • #29
    Rick Riordan
    “Thalia's shoulders relaxed. "I owe you one."
    "Two."
    "One and a half," Thalia said.
    She smiled, and for a second, I remembered that I actually liked her when she wasn't yelling at me.”
    Rick Riordan, The Titan’s Curse

  • #30
    Rick Riordan
    “But you'll be killed!"
    "I'll be fine. Besides, we've got no choice."
    Annabeth glared at me like she was going to punch me. And then she did something that surprised me even more. She kissed me.”
    Rick Riordan, The Battle of the Labyrinth



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